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honk if you love this song.

Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

I've been dreaming about huge menacing beasts that I pet and then I get all offended when they try to attack me.

today was one of those days where I just felt incredibly sexy so I went and flaunted my body all over the 'burbs. I also listened to Rammstein at an imprudent volume in the car. this is the kind of shit that makes me smile.

yeah, today was the day of the "asthma is sexy" t-shirt and the skanktacular skirt and the BEST BOOTS EVER MOTHERFUCKING CREATED, oh, oh, today I know what love is.

I think my excitement at the prospect of overwhelming deliciosity has led me to forget to thank someone for some extremely tart sorbet. so thank you, Fromaho. may your bones and loins be enchanted with the graces of the earth.

this has been another completely uninspired update from America's favorite 9-and-a-half inches. thank you and goodnight.