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Tuesday Jan 02, 2007

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I have to take a dump so bad it's distracting me from doing my homework.

as if I was really going to read 150 pages tonight, really.

oh well, it's not like one night of constipation and blasphemy is going to do much to my startlingly awesome 3.925 GPA at this point. am I right folks, am I right.

DrStinkyPants makes good bean dip, but holy fuck of fuck it's really not meant to be consumed by the intestinal truckload.

ENJOY YOUR EVENING GROSSHEADS.
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one2frog:
3.925 GPA? That is totally cool. It sounds like your insides are in a knot. Yuck. I hope it passes soon (no pun intended.)

I hope you are having a totally f@#king cool 2007!
Peace. smile
Jan 5, 2007
drstinkypants:
um, yes please shocked
Jan 5, 2007

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