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I
have to speculate

bitch had a good weekend. a lot of MGD, Newcastle, and cider, a lot of fire, a lot of asthma attack laughter and barefoot grass games and big hurty mosquito bites.. and talking with someone who is probably my favorite person in the world. ever. and he is coming over in "a week and a half."

I'm seriously retarded for this kid. aaand you're jealous, because I'm hot.

also, my mom bought a new car so she is giving me her Hyundai. because my car has exploded for the last time, dammit!

and......... I bought a lot of shit this weekend. and I can't stop listening to the TWO fucking Hedwig and the Angry Inch soundtracks I got. what kind of scammy fucker records two slightly different versions of the same soundtrack? one who seriously owns my ridiculous heart. oof.

and now it's Sunday, which means mad ugly hours of work until Wednesday. because I am such a good good person, I agreed to pick up extra hours for this lady who has the cancer. so this really is the summer I kill myself to death.

seriously though? I masturbate all the time. and I like a boy. the end.