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Tuesday May 23, 2006

May 23, 2006
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thank you bitches. the love of a hundred billion internet weirdos allowed me to turn 21 safely.

I did not get drunk until just a moment ago, though.

oh, beer. beer with pasta. I am such a lightweight.

I got a lot of jelly beans for my birthday. I love a lot of them but there are a lot of gross flavors I do not want. give me your address and I will send you the gross flavors. like buttered popcorn? buttered POPCORN? if I wanted something to taste like buttered popcorn I would EAT buttered popcorn. you assholes.

if they had a beer jellybean I would not eat it. beer is gross. but I feel like I might be a zipper, and the whole wide world might be the jeans. so, it's gonna be okay.

PS berarrageeaaaaaaarggh.
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jubalharshaw:
New profile pic, eee!
May 28, 2006
warpig:
You look 'awake' in your new profile picture. It looks good, despite 'awake' being such an overrated state.

Happy Birthday, etc. smile
May 29, 2006

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