I keep getting these weird fevers that only last an hour or two and are easily destroyed by ibuprofen. they make my whole body hurt, though.
my mom suspects bird flu, but she would. I don't buy into the hype. people have much worse diseases to be worrying about. take, for example, the chronic stupidity that has plagued humanity since the origin of homo sapiens.
I want to contribute to the failure of my species.
I want to watch people get what's coming to them.
I also want a motherfucking chai tea latt and some bed rest. my muscles are self-destructing.
this morning I weighed myself before I peed, then after. my pee weighed a whole pound.
later I had to do the poop thing, so I weighed myself before, then after. my poop only weighed 0.2 pounds.
my mom suspects bird flu, but she would. I don't buy into the hype. people have much worse diseases to be worrying about. take, for example, the chronic stupidity that has plagued humanity since the origin of homo sapiens.
I want to contribute to the failure of my species.
I want to watch people get what's coming to them.
I also want a motherfucking chai tea latt and some bed rest. my muscles are self-destructing.
this morning I weighed myself before I peed, then after. my pee weighed a whole pound.
later I had to do the poop thing, so I weighed myself before, then after. my poop only weighed 0.2 pounds.
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Are you trying to be a scientist or something?
What the pho you talkin bout man? What'chu doin in the corner?
Synchronistic connections, yes. I was feeling kind of exhalted last night, which was pretty cool. Exhalted and befuddled -- the best.
Take it sleazy. Beer you later.