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my mom just sent me an email reply saying "you're bloody right mate."

if you knew my mom, you would laugh, and laugh very, very hard.

my fucking stolen and/or lost driver's license finally came in the mail today
and I finally got to reactivate my fucking stolen and/or lost debit card

like some fuck was trying to steal my fucking identity or some shit? psheeeyat. my life is a vast series of one heart attack after another.

current heart attack:



needs to come in the mail before I leave the country!

will it happen, or will our heroine be forced to spend one more month of her life without an mp3 player of vast storage and battery life capacity?

stay tuned and find out.

for now, I'm going to eat some leftover catfish. k bye.