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Tuesday Dec 20, 2005

Dec 20, 2005
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I think I may have seen Jon Lovitz at the Mall of America today.

the funniest thing I have said in a long time is, "soooo the other day, I thought I had stigmata. but it turned out to be just chocolate on my palm." I told my mom this today when we saw a helium balloon stuck on the very high ceiling at the center of the mall, and it was obviously a clownfish balloon but she thought it was the face of Satan.

she would.

[edit as of11/16/06: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]

the bestest thing that has happened in a long time is my mom came up with $1,600 somehow and is thusly paying for a huge, HUUUGE chunk of my Ireland trip. also, she bought me a jacket, a shirt, and a side pack, and it's a merry fucking Christmas indeed.

this is the kind of stuff that makes me wanna cry. [edit as of11/16/06: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]

I am picking out a thermos for you. not just any other thermos will do.

PS STOP LEAVING SO MANY COMMENTS ON MY STUPID JOURNALS YOU WEIRDOS.
VIEW 25 of 36 COMMENTS
tinyelvis:
Good day Miss!!!
hope all is well
hope to see ya soon.
Dec 25, 2005
crucifiedalien:
fine i won't leave any comments....oh SHEIT...i just did!!!...what now?!? WHAT NOW?!?!!(*#!@!#*(!&$)P#!*&$()#!&*()$&*(#!&)!#(&!#$

Dec 25, 2005

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