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Tuesday Dec 06, 2005

Dec 6, 2005
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I get to sleep in until 8:00 a.m. tomorrow.

in celebration, please tell me your favorite dead baby joke.
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aficionado:
yeep. student teaching next semester. I would've liked high school but my advisors suggested a middle school, like 7th or 8th grade. I went along with it, cuz whatever, could be fun and they sold the idea to me. Then I discover that the teacher they got for me teaches 6TH GRADE. Okay, you could not get any further away from the grade I was hoping to get. and now it's too late for a new teacher. heh. So I'm sure it'll be a friggin riot. but who knows. maybe it'll turn out to be all sorts of fun. -shrug- I guess I'll just have to wait & see.
Dec 9, 2005
crucifiedalien:
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

(my favorite one so far is the one about nailing the baby's feet to the floor)
Dec 9, 2005

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