I hope I die right now because then my last words will have been, "a cucumber would be ideal."
today, a miniature orange Sharpie saved my life.
maybe you will get me drunk sometime and I will tell you the story. for now we are just happy to live our lives together.
in other news, grumblegrumblefuckthisshitgrumblegrumble.
and rumor has it that you're a cockwrangling asschunk and I'm saying that way too much today.
sorry.
I just need a hug. it was a long cold stupid day and autumn leaves don't even make me happy anymore. seriously, I think I am ready for hospital treatment.
I have been reduced to recording every mood swing in a boring font while I intermittently feel my boobs and try not to be jealous of the people who have gotten to lick them.
yesterday I masturbated in the car on the way to work and it wasn't as bad an idea as I thought it might be.
brr.
today, a miniature orange Sharpie saved my life.
maybe you will get me drunk sometime and I will tell you the story. for now we are just happy to live our lives together.
in other news, grumblegrumblefuckthisshitgrumblegrumble.
and rumor has it that you're a cockwrangling asschunk and I'm saying that way too much today.
sorry.
I just need a hug. it was a long cold stupid day and autumn leaves don't even make me happy anymore. seriously, I think I am ready for hospital treatment.
I have been reduced to recording every mood swing in a boring font while I intermittently feel my boobs and try not to be jealous of the people who have gotten to lick them.
yesterday I masturbated in the car on the way to work and it wasn't as bad an idea as I thought it might be.
brr.
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jimbo:
did you hit a car and color it in with the sharpie.. cause i hear they're good for that
theshinobi:
Second to notice you posted it or not the fat? Well, doesn't matter. Bottom line is: me likey.