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Good for you!

I should do that too, but I'm too chicken, at least for now.

How's you perineum doing?

This is your pericardium meridian. By unblocking the chi along this meridian you will have the following benefits:

Unbinds The Chest
Regulates Qi
Benefits The Breasts
Transforms Phlegm
Lowers Rebellion
Dissipates Nodules

I mean, really , we all want that for ourselves, don't we? I'm assuming the 'lowers rebellion' part starts at the tip of the middle finger...

haha, gots to keeps it real!

You're back!!

don't.i.know.you.

Well it's about time young lady.

I think you just made my day a little brighter.

Are you renouncing your throne? No more armpit action? No more 'Mistress of all you survey'?

No more blindingly impressive vitriol? No more strikingly original writing to keep me safe in the knowledge that there really are one-of-a-kinds out there?

I maintain what I said in my 'first-contact' post to you, almost a year ago.

I hope I'm not just being selfish in hoping you'll stick around.

Peace, lass.

aw man. now you're leavin (not that I really blame you)? but we've yet to discuss the horror of Harry Potter! I just finished the 2nd book. and. I guess I liken it to Perkins. It's one step up from fast food, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm satisfied or that I enjoyed it, and it usually results with me running to the bathroom afterward. It's not pulitzer prize-winning stuff, and I'm not really emotionally involved in the story or the characters, but it's still engaging enough for me to wonder what will happen next. As long as the books are, you'd think I'd feel something for the characters. but I guess I'll continue reading the series. -shrug- I think people who use the excuse that it's "just a kids' book" is a cop out, though. Kid books can still make me feel. and Potter doesn't move me much.

Anyway. I suppose this is adieu. Perhaps I'll make a prodigal return sometime to the other site since this place's been pissin the fuck outta me as well. which would be open to your visitations. cuz really, man. s'all's good.
Take it easy, kid.

whiiiiich makes you .... outer space?


i got nothing.
save me meta, save me from the internet

Sounds like life's good?

So, I found all three in this one:



But I fail to see any of them in this one:

Believe me, nobody was slapping his knee and guffawing more than me, but it turned out to be more like "lodging" than "camping." Still, I forgot how fun archery was and the canoeing was tranquil.

Because my internet access is powered by the unholy wretchedness of DIAL-UP, it takes about 87 years for me to download & listen to any Devotchka songs. and I don't have the patience to wait that long. With no DSL I'm livin in the stone age over here, I tell ya.

New profile pic, eee!

You look 'awake' in your new profile picture. It looks good, despite 'awake' being such an overrated state.

Happy Birthday, etc.

happy birthday stranger

Get a motorcycle. Get a motorcycle so fucking hard. I may be high. I may be drunk. But I know that if I didn't have a bike I'd go fother mucking nucking futz.

Would you like to buy my truck? I will sell it to you for 1000$ and make no promises about it, because it is far past it's sell by date and I suspect it to be in collusion with demonic forces.

Whooo 6:30 am and I've already been at homework for two and a half hours! Finals week rocks so hardcore.

I wonder how my presentations will go on two hours of sleep. Especially the one I completely made up.

Thank you!

It is normal, yes.

Someone's posted a bum-cunt-gun combination in your journal

Are you trying to be a scientist or something?


What the pho you talkin bout man? What'chu doin in the corner?

Synchronistic connections, yes. I was feeling kind of exhalted last night, which was pretty cool. Exhalted and befuddled -- the best.

Take it sleazy. Beer you later.