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I am so caffeinated I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
twenty-two hours ago I was awoken by the sound of what I thought was my window cracking against some intense wind but was actually just hail. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL MAGNIFICENT GLORIOUS AND RARE and now my life is centered around
-the mosquito I can't find
-the kitty in my lap
-the frogs skrweeling...
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twenty-two hours ago I was awoken by the sound of what I thought was my window cracking against some intense wind but was actually just hail. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL MAGNIFICENT GLORIOUS AND RARE and now my life is centered around
-the mosquito I can't find
-the kitty in my lap
-the frogs skrweeling...
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mrshateyourself:
Why thank you. 
By the way, grammar and language are two of my favorite things.. and I'm noticing a similarity with you.
That.. is neat. *nod*
By the way, grammar and language are two of my favorite things.. and I'm noticing a similarity with you.
That.. is neat. *nod*
mrshateyourself:
Uhhh... cake please?
Oh.. I LOVE Eddie Izzard. If you're going to study ANYONE'S speech patterns, it should most certainly be his, I feel.
I decided long ago that I'm going to marry Eddie Izzard and have his magical babies.
..except for the marriage.
.... and the babies.
But that magic bit.. ALL true.
Oh.. I LOVE Eddie Izzard. If you're going to study ANYONE'S speech patterns, it should most certainly be his, I feel.
I decided long ago that I'm going to marry Eddie Izzard and have his magical babies.
..except for the marriage.
.... and the babies.
But that magic bit.. ALL true.
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theshinobi:
Sure. I'll take that. Why the hell not.
inlikeflynn:
I like hugs. Hugs are good.
I had a really awesome night. went to my brother's high school graduation and saw all kinds of people I forgot I cared about.
got the best hug ever from my old French teacher and remembered that high school was actually pretty fucking great sometimes.
sometimes.
joking in the auditorium with my parents, drinking Coke and laughing at people's mouths during the national anthem, yelling...
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got the best hug ever from my old French teacher and remembered that high school was actually pretty fucking great sometimes.
sometimes.
joking in the auditorium with my parents, drinking Coke and laughing at people's mouths during the national anthem, yelling...
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I have to stop reading cookbooks.
you know what word drives me absolutely insane? "fruited."
I'm all for using stupid words as verbs, yes, even fruit. fruit that bastard Jello! but in the past tense it sounds so dirty.
I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh or cry.
you know what word drives me absolutely insane? "fruited."
I'm all for using stupid words as verbs, yes, even fruit. fruit that bastard Jello! but in the past tense it sounds so dirty.
I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh or cry.
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alyk:
you and I need to get matching cowboy boots...and then make out...
bitch, please. all giraffes have horns.
update on the Amtrakstravaganzaaaaaaa:
the Great Jaunt Out East lost a leg today as plans for staying with a friend in Tennessee collapsed in on themselves. reasons, which you will find fascinating, are as follows:
-TN has two Amtrak stations. both are around 3.5 hours from friend's town.
-so friend would have to pick me up, which for him would mean a 7-hour day of...
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the Great Jaunt Out East lost a leg today as plans for staying with a friend in Tennessee collapsed in on themselves. reasons, which you will find fascinating, are as follows:
-TN has two Amtrak stations. both are around 3.5 hours from friend's town.
-so friend would have to pick me up, which for him would mean a 7-hour day of...
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theshinobi:
Um.... Disneyland?
oh shit, I fucking got an A- in Lit Theory.
GPA spring semester: 3.8
bringing the cumulative up to 3.696
this was supposed to be my omgz-fail-every-class semester too.
YEAH BITCHES.
now I celebrate by doing crosswords and making a fuckin' tuna sandwich.
walk away, me boys
walk away, me boys
and by morning we'll be free
wipe that golden tear
from your mother dear...
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GPA spring semester: 3.8
bringing the cumulative up to 3.696
this was supposed to be my omgz-fail-every-class semester too.
YEAH BITCHES.
now I celebrate by doing crosswords and making a fuckin' tuna sandwich.
walk away, me boys
walk away, me boys
and by morning we'll be free
wipe that golden tear
from your mother dear...
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inlikeflynn:
As far as songs of celebration go, that's a mighty fine choice.
jubalharshaw:
Awesomeness
something in the air today.
sometimes I think nature is the only thing keeping me alive.
I went to a flea market and saw cookie jars shaped like Mammy, confederate flags that say "heritage, not hate!" (yeah fucking right), and trucker hats with pictures of naked women's asses with the caption "I hunt white tail year round!" and I'm so goddamn proud to associate with...
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sometimes I think nature is the only thing keeping me alive.
I went to a flea market and saw cookie jars shaped like Mammy, confederate flags that say "heritage, not hate!" (yeah fucking right), and trucker hats with pictures of naked women's asses with the caption "I hunt white tail year round!" and I'm so goddamn proud to associate with...
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theshinobi:
Lo Pan, woman.
RECK 'O NIZE
RECK 'O NIZE
theshinobi:
What're you doin in the rigor mortis group if you can't even look at decrepit old men?
because I love to jinx myself I'm going to pour all my goddamn hopes into this.
because I keep having nightmares that I failed Lit Theory and my other two professors retracted my good grades.
a bonfire tonight, a Lit Theory B+ fucking please, a trip to Tennessee and Connecticut and Arizona and a life to my fucking self.
this one goddamn person who used...
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because I keep having nightmares that I failed Lit Theory and my other two professors retracted my good grades.
a bonfire tonight, a Lit Theory B+ fucking please, a trip to Tennessee and Connecticut and Arizona and a life to my fucking self.
this one goddamn person who used...
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admiraljack:
Left angular gyrus region!
alyk:
I'm really only trying to get into your pants, so it doesn't matter if I "like" you or not...I would "like" to bang you...end of story...
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theshinobi:
You're lucky I'm mellow right now, or I'd have a comeback to end all comebacks.
starfior:
I liked that movie. It was about as fucked up as I am.
starfior:
Funny how that shit works huh?
jubalharshaw:
Thanks for the birthday wishes, very much appreciated. 
Well, god keeps taunting me w/ girls I'm compatible yet have a snow flake's chance in hell with. The one I was supposed to see batman begins with got invited to a friend's baby shower, so that took a back seat. And my arm sockets feel like they're going to explode whenever I lift my arms, so I had to call in sick to work, as my job requires a lot of object lifting and shifting.
Other than that, I'm fuckin jim dandy.