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I had a dream that someone rubbed his face in my boobs, but as a favor to me, because it gave me some kind of power.
yeah, it would do that, wouldn't it. being that I haven't been touched in like, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. fuckit. since April, dude.
I'm planning my life around Futurama episodes. I'm pissing in other people's backyards and stealing their patriotic ribbons. I've...
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yeah, it would do that, wouldn't it. being that I haven't been touched in like, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. fuckit. since April, dude.
I'm planning my life around Futurama episodes. I'm pissing in other people's backyards and stealing their patriotic ribbons. I've...
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drstinkypants:
i guess i should ask if you are going to use your powers for good or evil?
rosscoe:
i dont taste like plastic 
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dooblecain:
AWWWW isnt she cute, looking all grumpy and such
I guess a real week-in-New-England update can wait until I have pictures to post. for now, suffice it to say that I have the best fucking halfway-across-the-country friends a bitch could ever have, and I am reasonably sure they are made of magic.
and what's really nuts is that after that week I feel absolutely insanely nineteen hundred thousand percent better about every iota of...
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and what's really nuts is that after that week I feel absolutely insanely nineteen hundred thousand percent better about every iota of...
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rosscoe:
1st comment on your journal.
im now officially cool!
I'm looking forward to some exciting tales, my wonder life of go to work and try to sell people things they dont need is falling a little short of the summer of dreams
im now officially cool!
I'm looking forward to some exciting tales, my wonder life of go to work and try to sell people things they dont need is falling a little short of the summer of dreams
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ginawa:
have fun doing what your doing, and do it well. get ass, forget names, and give faulty numbers. drink bear, eat bread, n never go to bread.
ps. love the hoodie
ps. love the hoodie
starfior:
99 luft balloons.
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dooblecain:
you must realize krystin, It is really hard to actually piss me off, I am merely a cynical bastard with very little sense of reality (at least at this very moment cause=heat) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and for a brief moment of reality from me, you're actually pretty cool krystin, but im still putting a curse on you voodoo style
[Edited on Jun 23, 2005 8:23PM]
and for a brief moment of reality from me, you're actually pretty cool krystin, but im still putting a curse on you voodoo style
[Edited on Jun 23, 2005 8:23PM]
starfior:
^^^^ He's done it before. I SEEN IT!
I clicked on a headline on Yahoo News, the headline "Giant Popsicle melts, floods NYC park"
because that is the cutest headline ever
but it took me to an article about a US spy plane crashing in Asia.
and-that's-what-it's-all-a-bout-dum-dum.
because that is the cutest headline ever
but it took me to an article about a US spy plane crashing in Asia.
and-that's-what-it's-all-a-bout-dum-dum.
okay, Centerville is not all that bad.
Saturday nights around here usually involve some combination of bottle rockets, trespassing, and plastic army guys. all-night bonfires that keep you smelling like smoke even after you've showered. an excess of caffeine, the vastness of the sky, and someone with an acoustic guitar playing chords you have forgotten.
things are feeling nice. I am sore in every part...
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Saturday nights around here usually involve some combination of bottle rockets, trespassing, and plastic army guys. all-night bonfires that keep you smelling like smoke even after you've showered. an excess of caffeine, the vastness of the sky, and someone with an acoustic guitar playing chords you have forgotten.
things are feeling nice. I am sore in every part...
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rosscoe:
Badminton is awesome..i used to play extreme frizzbee.
Im extremely stupid and i forgot my camera, it was very beautiful out today as well. Amazing views.. i kept kicking myself about that for most of the walk.
Im extremely stupid and i forgot my camera, it was very beautiful out today as well. Amazing views.. i kept kicking myself about that for most of the walk.
theshinobi:
Didn't see that coming, huh.
here's the real news.
if you want Chinese food, you probably shouldn't get it from a little place in a small hick town called Centerville. this is a cheesy whitebread town of 3,000 ATV-ridin', Jesus-praisin', and Americuh-blessin' morons. the Chinese food can't be good.
no, for the vegetable stir fry is made with beef stock or something similar, and this is the kind of thing...
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if you want Chinese food, you probably shouldn't get it from a little place in a small hick town called Centerville. this is a cheesy whitebread town of 3,000 ATV-ridin', Jesus-praisin', and Americuh-blessin' morons. the Chinese food can't be good.
no, for the vegetable stir fry is made with beef stock or something similar, and this is the kind of thing...
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theshinobi:
Call me ol' fashioned, but I'd prefer my asian cuisine prepared by actual asians.
mrshateyourself:
I do believe you should start signing all of your letters "Little Miss I Don't Eat The Cow."
Feel better, woman.
Feel better, woman.
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starfior:
What do you think Hedonism Bot?
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
alyk:
where are you going to be at?
believe, greasy make out is gonna happen...
believe, greasy make out is gonna happen...
I think I just heard my mom say something about a "cute mixing bowl."
I probably need to do my signature move-out-in-a-huff-and-move-back-in-after-two-months thing. I'm restless, I hate this town more than I have ever hated anything, and I need a job. cute MIXING bowl??!
Sigur Ros is finally coming back to town in September and it took me a few minutes to realize that I...
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I probably need to do my signature move-out-in-a-huff-and-move-back-in-after-two-months thing. I'm restless, I hate this town more than I have ever hated anything, and I need a job. cute MIXING bowl??!
Sigur Ros is finally coming back to town in September and it took me a few minutes to realize that I...
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mrshateyourself:
... okay.. so.... we so totally do know each other in real life.
That's fucking NUTS! The ODDS!
That's fucking NUTS! The ODDS!
mrshateyourself:
I FUCKING KNOW, MAN.
Okay, so seriously.. WHAT are the fucking odds?!
Ohhohohohooo. WAY creepy. I don't even know like.. what to.... say!
Meanwhile... HEY, by the way.
Okay, so seriously.. WHAT are the fucking odds?!
Ohhohohohooo. WAY creepy. I don't even know like.. what to.... say!
Meanwhile... HEY, by the way.
HA!