I am insanely awake and fully intend to sit at the computer until either sleep or dawn consoles me. I just watched The Shining and am fully fucking freaked out. anyone who wants to come over and, like, HOLD ME, is more than welcome to do so.
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I ended up skipping the concert and pleasing someone other than myself for once.
you can take that to mean whatever you want but it probably wasn't as dirty as you're thinking. either way, it was a good night but now I'm pissed off that I didn't get my jig on. oh well.
everyone's gone for the weekend and I foresee a lot of nudity....
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you can take that to mean whatever you want but it probably wasn't as dirty as you're thinking. either way, it was a good night but now I'm pissed off that I didn't get my jig on. oh well.
everyone's gone for the weekend and I foresee a lot of nudity....
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aficionado:
bwa ha. Yeah I went to see Flogging Molly. Hannah invited me to go with her and some other folks, and the only one of us who was Irish didn't look like she was having a good time at all. We got there late but I was able to slither my way through to the muthafuckin FRONT, yo. To use an understatement, it was quite cramped.
Damn you and your pointing out of Amy's boy likedness! Because she does look like a 14-yr-old boy (in that picture anyway) and now I can't erase it from my head! A pox upon thee! But maybe I should be thanking you because perhaps I have a latent affinity for the penis. Nah, not likely, but I think I'm going to stop now because this comment is getting way too long.
Damn you and your pointing out of Amy's boy likedness! Because she does look like a 14-yr-old boy (in that picture anyway) and now I can't erase it from my head! A pox upon thee! But maybe I should be thanking you because perhaps I have a latent affinity for the penis. Nah, not likely, but I think I'm going to stop now because this comment is getting way too long.
originaldaddio:
Sorry you missed the concert. Flogging Molly are a fun band. Very entertaining journal you have here. It's not often I get a grin out of reading one and you got me smiling. Thanks for that.
-Daddy
-Daddy
hiss.
if people don't stop FLAKING OUT this night is going to be horrible, because I will not back down from going to the Irish Fair and seeing Flogging Molly but everyone is conveniently unreachable and/or moronic. am I fated to go by myself?
IT'S A NEW LOW, people.
why is there no emoticon for a scowl and a twitchy eye?
I'm spazzing out about...
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if people don't stop FLAKING OUT this night is going to be horrible, because I will not back down from going to the Irish Fair and seeing Flogging Molly but everyone is conveniently unreachable and/or moronic. am I fated to go by myself?
IT'S A NEW LOW, people.
why is there no emoticon for a scowl and a twitchy eye?
I'm spazzing out about...
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frankmask:
I was there. I rocked out. Now I'm back home. Where were you?
punknitemike:
flogging molly kicks major ass...were just in columbus last weekend for irish fest, but i missed it cause i was sick!
when I say "more masturbatory updates at 10" I really mean "whenever the fuck I feel like it, assholes." the "masturbatory" part, however, is entirely accurate.
Wednesday night equals: watch MythBusters, eat animal crackers with Nutella, get naked, put on combat boots, do situps in front of mirror while listening to pop music from the '90s.
life is fucking fantastic and there is rain today....
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Wednesday night equals: watch MythBusters, eat animal crackers with Nutella, get naked, put on combat boots, do situps in front of mirror while listening to pop music from the '90s.
life is fucking fantastic and there is rain today....
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drstinkypants:
i eat a lot of hot dogs
y:
I'd just like to say that your use of swear-words is exemplary. And I think I speak for all of us when I say: please post some pictures of yourself doing sit ups in nothing but a pair of boots. Thank you
I just went to dictionary.com to see if a "prig" is what I really am, and it stopped mattering when I saw that someone had been looking up "douche" using a mystifying array of spellings:
dousch
deusch
dusch
and finally, douche
from this point on, summer is utterly chaotic. this week can suck a fuck, but next week my friend is coming from Philly to...
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dousch
deusch
dusch
and finally, douche
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rosscoe:
no no no.. the singer is Sufjan Stevens.
Thats off his album Illinois, he is making albums about states and he writes his songs around stories involving them.
That one was about John Wayne Gacy, really good song actually, you should give him a listen sometime.
Thats off his album Illinois, he is making albums about states and he writes his songs around stories involving them.
That one was about John Wayne Gacy, really good song actually, you should give him a listen sometime.
y:
Doesn't everyone assume those things about foreigners?
I like to try and convince tourists that scientists once tried to clone haggis, but the result turned on its makers and killed them.
I like to try and convince tourists that scientists once tried to clone haggis, but the result turned on its makers and killed them.
to sum up the dorkery of this fine Friday night:
I am the kind of idiot who can spend a whole 2.5-hours-long Harry Potter movie trying to figure out who Snape is, and then IMDB him and find that he is none other than Alan Rickman, to whom I have been betrothed for some time. (it turns out the only other movie I knew him...
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I am the kind of idiot who can spend a whole 2.5-hours-long Harry Potter movie trying to figure out who Snape is, and then IMDB him and find that he is none other than Alan Rickman, to whom I have been betrothed for some time. (it turns out the only other movie I knew him...
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y:
Ditto on all points
inlikeflynn:
that was the absolute fastest I've ever gotten a reply. well done.
and butterbeer sort of exists outside of Harry Potter, in that there exist several recipes on how to make it, based on people's best guesses about what it ought to taste like. I always imagined that it tasted kinda like cream soda, but more gingerbread-y. And using only cream soda and butterscotch schnappes with the gingerbread spices makes it too sweet, so I cut it with club soda. It's pretty tasty when it's done.
and butterbeer sort of exists outside of Harry Potter, in that there exist several recipes on how to make it, based on people's best guesses about what it ought to taste like. I always imagined that it tasted kinda like cream soda, but more gingerbread-y. And using only cream soda and butterscotch schnappes with the gingerbread spices makes it too sweet, so I cut it with club soda. It's pretty tasty when it's done.
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theshinobi:
That was cheesier than the nachos I'm eating right now.
theshinobi:
Actually you do creep me out enough. You left the comment right as I signed on. Consider my mind molested. Metaphysically.
three.. two.. one.. aaaaand we're back..
how has it been over a week since I last updated this smarmy little junkbox? I will tell you how! it is because I haven't had anything to say in a while, or at least nothing I'd want to say to YOU guys, because ex-boyfriend has now been confirmed to be among my readers, and I like keeping secrets...
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how has it been over a week since I last updated this smarmy little junkbox? I will tell you how! it is because I haven't had anything to say in a while, or at least nothing I'd want to say to YOU guys, because ex-boyfriend has now been confirmed to be among my readers, and I like keeping secrets...
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theshinobi:
Why thank ye, m'lady.
carryavengeance:
eh, all that really isn't too bad if you think about it...shit could be worse or get worse
and there's always tomorrow
and there's always tomorrow
man, why can't you edit entries from way ass-long forever ago? I got a lot of life experience I want to delete.
I feel like infinite SHIT today. I got 2-3 hours of sleep last night because I was idiotic enough to drink some Dr. Pepper. I have never met a person as affected by caffeine as I am. BLARG. and then when I woke...
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I feel like infinite SHIT today. I got 2-3 hours of sleep last night because I was idiotic enough to drink some Dr. Pepper. I have never met a person as affected by caffeine as I am. BLARG. and then when I woke...
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theshinobi:
I would tell you the same thing. Is stuff still =ing omgdrama, or r u jus teh uninspiredz?
scott:
when i feel like that, i drink as much sprite as i can acquire.
blarg, even though my previous entry is totally OMGZ THE BEST THING EVER WRITTEN IN MY SG JOURNAL EVAAAAAAR WTF BRB LOLZ, I want to talk about my stupid day.
it is a ridiculous day! I had goat cheese and Triscuits and a tomato for lunch and it was fabulous, and then I had one of those stupid hard peppermint candies. and being an intelligent...
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it is a ridiculous day! I had goat cheese and Triscuits and a tomato for lunch and it was fabulous, and then I had one of those stupid hard peppermint candies. and being an intelligent...
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ginawa:
ever notice that there are so many try-county areas in the us....
I just got a chipped tooth filled. I love novocaine!!!
I just got a chipped tooth filled. I love novocaine!!!
theshinobi:
I would've been more intimidated if you had just went, "You're going to renew it, because I SAID SO."
Cause frankly, lady, you scare me.
Cause frankly, lady, you scare me.
today I have fun things to tell you.
my five most recently downloaded songs,
and,
a story about Tubgirl!
1. "A Change at Christmas" - Flaming Lips. because I lost my cd and totally needed the song for a ridiculously happy playlist I was devising.. ehh..
2. "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" - Soggy Bottom Boys. because people have put all the fucking...
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my five most recently downloaded songs,
and,
a story about Tubgirl!
1. "A Change at Christmas" - Flaming Lips. because I lost my cd and totally needed the song for a ridiculously happy playlist I was devising.. ehh..
2. "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" - Soggy Bottom Boys. because people have put all the fucking...
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inlikeflynn:
I'm just sayin'.
rosscoe:
this journal entry is super fantastic..
i must learn how to say that in japanese
i must learn how to say that in japanese
stuff equals OMGDRAMAAAAA so excuse me for not saying anything lately.
pictures from my East Coast adventure are up.. I was going to do a big ugly photopost but I'm too fucking irritated right now. so go look at my pics and tell me how beautiful my Connecticutian sluts are.
pictures from my East Coast adventure are up.. I was going to do a big ugly photopost but I'm too fucking irritated right now. so go look at my pics and tell me how beautiful my Connecticutian sluts are.
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drstinkypants:
hey now, dont be so down on yourself
you are a beautiful minnesotian slut
you are a beautiful minnesotian slut
alyk:
I remember the good old days when you used to update your journal every 15 minutes...Good times...
but yes. that is a lovely little book.
As for the Stuff You're Supposed To Outgrow... Who cares? As long as you don't have a shrine to Hanson in your living room or something.
The Gay Eskimo Song kicks ass.
That is all.