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Tuesday Aug 10, 2004

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It's 11:53 and I'm watching Futurama on Teletoon and waiting for The Daily Show with John Stewart to come on. John Stewart, btw, is sex on a stick.

Anyway, it's that episode where Fry goes to Mars Univeristy, and his roommate is a super-intelligent monkey named Gunther. However, the monkey is only super-intelligent because of a special hat he wears... ultimately Gunther has to choose between being super-intelligent or being a regular dumb monkey. He chooses to drop out of the science program at Mars U and go to business school instead. Take from that what you will. surreal But I digress...

The point is that it got me thinking: is there really more to life than sleeping, eating, shitting, and fucking? I mean, I like reading and watching television and going to movies and being with my friends, but when it comes down to it, isn't it all about sleeping, eating, shitting and fucking?

Why do we have to have jobs? It's so we can have good food to eat and have comfortable places to sleep, shit and fuck. Is it weird that this doesn't depress me, but is in fact somewhat comforting? confused

And speaking of monkeys attending business school, I'm in the process of writing a business plan for my distro. Go me!

Who is sex on a stick at your house?

kiss
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nopantsdave:
Have you heard the rumour that Mr. Sex on a Stick may replace Craig Kilborn again?

Got my copy of FoB in the mail today, thanks yo.
Aug 14, 2004
ankh:
I ordered it from Chapters online. You can order it at the store too smile They might have some copies in now, but they didn't when I checked.
Aug 14, 2004

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