My bf is away this week so I'm here alone mostly. Amanda Perfect is moving in on Wednesday. She stopped by yesterday to drop off some more stuff, and she said she'd be here at 7:30am on Wednesday to start moving in for real. Jesus H. Christ. 
My friend Gumby (yes, I have a friend named Gumby) had a BBQ/house warming party last night and I got drunk as fuck. I figured since I was getting pissed and eating cheeseburgers in a trailer park, rum and Coke was in order... there's nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away. I hung out with my bf's friend Kate most of the night... she and I are supposed to be going drinking again on Wednesday and Thursday for Canada Day. Kick ass.
I saw all my former roommates too. Deanna had a kid about a year and a half ago and she looks fucking amazing. Even before she got preggers she used to have huge boobies and a booty to match, but she lives at the gym now and looks incredible.
My friend Matt is another recent grad who is also unemployed. He was painting houses until about a week ago, but the job's done so now he's destitute like I'm becoming. Should go for coffee with him this week.
Ummm... last thing you ate?
My friend Gumby (yes, I have a friend named Gumby) had a BBQ/house warming party last night and I got drunk as fuck. I figured since I was getting pissed and eating cheeseburgers in a trailer park, rum and Coke was in order... there's nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away. I hung out with my bf's friend Kate most of the night... she and I are supposed to be going drinking again on Wednesday and Thursday for Canada Day. Kick ass.
I saw all my former roommates too. Deanna had a kid about a year and a half ago and she looks fucking amazing. Even before she got preggers she used to have huge boobies and a booty to match, but she lives at the gym now and looks incredible.
My friend Matt is another recent grad who is also unemployed. He was painting houses until about a week ago, but the job's done so now he's destitute like I'm becoming. Should go for coffee with him this week.
Ummm... last thing you ate?
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Some ice cream off a pair of trousers that were drying in the living room until my flatmate and her boyfriend had an argument and he hurled ice cream at her.
So, what am I getting thanked for? Isn't that what friends are for? Just remember....when you're sad, depressed, upset, or whatever else.....there is only one thing you need to do and that is to click here.
Destitute is the new black, don't ya know.