Me: Can I get a pint of Red please?
Bartender: Sure. Also there's a $3 cover for the [horrible reggae] band tonight. *points at pint glass with change in it*
Me: Okaaaay... so does that mean you're charging me that in addition to the [$4.50] beer? I don't have a lot of money and I'm just here for my friend's birthday.
Bartender: Just letting you know that we're collecting money for the band.
Me: Ok.
Bartender: Here's your Red.
Me: *handing him my second-last $5*
Bartender: No, there's a $3 cover for the band, too. *pulls the pint back to his side of the bar*
Me: *stares blankly, eventually comprehends the situation, and angrily surrenders last $5*
Worst $8 beer ever.
Bartender: Sure. Also there's a $3 cover for the [horrible reggae] band tonight. *points at pint glass with change in it*
Me: Okaaaay... so does that mean you're charging me that in addition to the [$4.50] beer? I don't have a lot of money and I'm just here for my friend's birthday.
Bartender: Just letting you know that we're collecting money for the band.
Me: Ok.
Bartender: Here's your Red.
Me: *handing him my second-last $5*
Bartender: No, there's a $3 cover for the band, too. *pulls the pint back to his side of the bar*
Me: *stares blankly, eventually comprehends the situation, and angrily surrenders last $5*
Worst $8 beer ever.
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But merry Christmas anyway!!