So I think this is the second time I have posted the original picture and thinking it was OK because there is no nudity. This is the original picture:
I mean, the woman's boobs are covered by the word "Pegging." This time I posted it one a friend on mine's link to an article about women getting seriously hurt during anal sex and having to wear colostomy bags and things like that. I pointed out that the only reason anyone could get hurt that bad by anal sex is by doing it seriously wrong. And I wonder how much of that article is true but I said that there is a way to go about doing it, and porn is one of the main reasons people are doing it wrong. Porn does not show the 'before the scenes' bit. There was one video where someone is interviewing Sasha Grey about a gangbang scene she is about to do and she is casually lubing herself up good and then starts getting her muscles to relax by anally using a toy on herself. It's kind of a big one but she's a pro. In some videos they show the men pouring lube onto and into the orifice and the woman slathering lube on her co-star's penis, but this is rare. One porn director, Seymore Butts and his ex-wife, Alisha Klass, whom starred in many of his movies were really good about this, making sure the viewer knew that just ramming it in there is completely unacceptable. I pointed out that the gay community has been having anal sex for YEARS and haven't had much of a problem. Finally, I stated that I had been fucked in the ass a few times and I'm not wearing a colostomy bag.
I ended with: "This is your lesson for today from world-acclaimed sex expert, (my real name.)" And then I posted the above picture with "For those of you who are still confused, this public service announcement should clear things up."
I got put in Facebook jail about three minutes later. It wasn't my friend who reported it because she was able to manage a "like" in those four minutes. And I still need a copy of that public service announcement, but one that will not get me reported so I made this, because it is, like, the funniest thing ever:
