I was in the passenger seat of Beth's jeep and we were looking for a restaurant to go to. We had been indecisive about this for about an hour and were both famished. We couldn't find a place in Metarie that we wanted to go to after the movie so we headed back downtown towards the French Quarter.
We found ourselves driving through the Fouberg Marigny and I suggested we eat at a little place called La Peniche.
"No, Andrew. I don't eat at La Peniche." She said coldly.
"Why not?" I asked.
"I just don't." She told me cryptically.
I wouldn’t let it go:
"But why not?"
She turned to me with a serious look on her face and said:
"Listen, Andrew! Some people don't have anal sex! I don't eat at La Peniche!"
The wicked smile she put on her face made the effect of her statement even funnier, but I guess you had to be there.
