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So happy I had a short day at work today!! It is nice to get off when it is still light outside..Hubbie took a pic of me on my way to work cause he said I was adorabibble,,

I got a P-T job today.. It is at a kiosk across from my current job..they sell Phat Farm, Baby Phat and Apple Bottom clothing..it will be great cause I will get a discount on the clothes and since they pay under the tabel I will be able to have traveling money for this summer
I bought this book today and it is HILARIOUS!! some of the quotes :

1.King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm wrestling match . Mr. T won!
2. The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder.
3. Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
4. There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris!
5. Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of himself masturbating!!

I also bought this little ditty...I really like to be tied up so..I think this should do the trick..it comes with a book so I hope I don't tie myself up into knots!!

Now all I need to find is a gag ball..lord knows I need one!!
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Til next time same SG channel!!