merkat

Another angry letter.

Dear Unidentified Conservative On My Floor,

I desire an explanation as to why I am not allowed to write the word "fuck" on my dry erase board, yet other people are allowed to write "i am still sooo drunk/high!!!" on theirs. If you are afraid of some residents little sibling coming to visit and reading my board, perhaps you should also worry about the influence put unto them when they see how it is seen as so super cool to be drunk and/or high until the sun comes up. I really wish you would stop being a Nazi, and keep your ohsoclean hands off of my door. Thank you and die.

Love,
Me.