meridon

Dear Assholes in the Unit Above Mine,

If you're going to blast music at 4am, blast non-shitty music.

Thanks,
Meridon



Dear Beer Companies,

If you're going to make a beverage that makes people scream retarded expletives from their balcony, can you concoct a brew that makes them scream amusing ones?

Yours,
Meridon



Dear Cops,

Please come soon and find these fuckers to be underage and in the possession of illicit substances.

Love,
Meridon