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I am so drunk.

I have never been this drunk in my entire life.

Well.

Maybe when I was sixteen and my friend's graduation party. And her mom provided lots and lots of beer while she and her hoity toity suburban mom grownup friends drank vodka and popped valium in the kitchen.

And I got really drunk and played horseshoes. Then I thought it was a good idea to try pot for the first (and last, because I'm asthmatic) time. And I got really sick and had to make myself throw up and had to get a ride home with that mom who was fucked up on vodka and valium.

I'm going to have sleep in my anus! Aaaaah!

However? HOWEVER. I am happy and I informed my boyfriend that we will make three babies before