meredyke

HEY GIRL

So I became a member. Me, the porn hating, feminist, lesbian. Whats up with that? Well first I found out that my coworker carmen is on here, and I wanted to see, but I didnt want to have to pay. Thought about taking up a collection around the office or coaxing her bf into giving me his login info.
Then yesterday, Lynn was looking through all of the names and pics and I saw dusty and my favorite myspace GF who looks so much like Shannyn Sossamon. Before Lynn could ask why I was squealing, I was throwing my credit card in her face. So now i have seen them both naked and though the feminist in me cringed, I still saw tits.
But my main issue is the bald pussy. Ladies, why so bald? Don't you realize that we are juvinilizing the vagina? Is five year old pussy sexy? And plus, bald pussy just looks bad. Aren't their bumps? Do you shave ur butts--that shit ITCHES like a mofo. So I don't like the pussy. If I ever posed on this site, I would grow my bush extra long, and wouldn't show pink. I would write "DICK HATER" on my stomach and do gross tricks with my breasts. I think you girls should really become alternative with pornography, if that's what this is about. The piercings and hair don't make a difference if you aren't giving a big fuck you to the rest of it.
Dick hater...that can't be true. if you look at my fantasies section you will see that I am always fucking girls in my sex dreams. Once I was fucking katie holmes, I was dawson. I went down on her, looked up and it was Lynn's mom. She said she didn't like my handjobs.
The other night I had a dream. I was really a girl and humping a dresser to try and get off. I ended up being with a girl, and I thought I was humping her leg, but looked down and I was in her with my dick...and I thought "what the fuck?"
because genuinely, I don't want a penis. They are nasssssstay. But. I would like a slightly larger clitoris, a solid inch long clit, maybe. it would be cute and id get teeny boners and poke people with it in night clubs.

see ya!!!!