mercie

FUN TEST: Kink Test My score is a 488 which = "Major league kinkster!" haha Yeah I'm a freak AND WHAT.

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I kinda miss Jay. What's WRONG with me? I'm such a glutton for punishment.

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All my buds need to go say hi to my friend GetUpReggie who just joined the site. He's one of my best pals and like a little brother to me. He's the best, go say hi!

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Song lyrics again:
I hold your hand in mine
I hold your hand and you're so lonely
Oh so lonely
Your eyes have lost their light
Your eyes have lost their light and you're empty
Oh my God you're so empty

(I'm in love with you)
You are my heaven tonight
(I'm in love with you)
You are my heaven tonight

H.I.M., Heaven Tonight

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I'm dying of sexual frustration, it's official. It hurts, it's a painful death.

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So I had to bum $25 off my Pop so I could get gas, cigarettes, and milk, since I drank all the milk Deanna brought home last night, I drank chocolate milk ALL DAY. It's so good. He was pissed at me. What's new.

I called Merry Maids (I used to work there like 4 years ago) and asked if they had any openings, had to leave a message on their machine... and I called my old temp agency and asked them to start looking for me. SO I think I'll get my merry maids job back. Cleaning homes ain't such a bad gig, it's rather easy and nice, being out in the weather all day, and smoking freely (other than being in the homes, of course). Plus there's a branch in Westminster (close to my mom) so I can transfer to that one when I move in with her. Which is most likely happening.

And now I get to go pick up a prescription for me. For joy.

Hope everyone else's day is more exciting than mine. I need to get off. *sigh*

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Entertaining Aim Conversation:

HIM: i'm about to find me some drifters, chop them into pieces and make soylent green and sell it for money
ME: can i help? i'm rather broke.
HIM: you can lure in the confused young men with your vagina
ME: ha
HIM: and then suffocate them with it
ME: hey i don't just suffocate anyone with this thing you know. we can use ether.
HIM: you mean chloroform?
ME: whatever.
ME: i'm retarded and you contantly prove that to me.
HIM: i have both, i'm just making sure
HIM: i also have formaldahyde
ME: hah good thing for you. what're we keeping in formaldahyde?
HIM: i don't know... i just drink it for healthy preserved looking skin
ME: oh gross.

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Question of the Day:

At what point does masturbation become unhealthy, in your own personal opinion?

General opinions on having someone around for a booty call once in awhile?

How can I murderize someone and get away with it in this day and age?