bleeee!
im going away with my husband this weekend for a romantic anniversary getaway!
cuntalingus wouldn't take the boys (conveniently cuz shes a whore) but we eventually found a sitter. she says shes going "out of town too," whatever cuntalingus. she put me in a horrible mood yesterday...she called the house like a gajillion times about the weekend, finally had to answer the phone!!!
what bitch, what????!!!!!
so on a shiny rainbow note, i am real excited!!! we are going to the gaylord all weekend...
OHHHH LA LA! fancshy smanschy cori is being!
i really dont understand the point of where we stay...because
i plan on acheiving 3 goals while away: drinkin', smokin' & screwin'! and you can do that shit anywhere!!!
but we will be alone! no cell phone (so cuntalingus cant call), that bitch had the nerve to call 5 minutes before our wedding and the morning after! WTF bitch??? and no laptops (so we cant goon out on computer games) and no kids. the kids thing kinda sucks but I need to get my swerve on.
hum.
i gotta go. yall have a good weekend!
im going away with my husband this weekend for a romantic anniversary getaway!
cuntalingus wouldn't take the boys (conveniently cuz shes a whore) but we eventually found a sitter. she says shes going "out of town too," whatever cuntalingus. she put me in a horrible mood yesterday...she called the house like a gajillion times about the weekend, finally had to answer the phone!!!
what bitch, what????!!!!!
so on a shiny rainbow note, i am real excited!!! we are going to the gaylord all weekend...
OHHHH LA LA! fancshy smanschy cori is being!
i really dont understand the point of where we stay...because
i plan on acheiving 3 goals while away: drinkin', smokin' & screwin'! and you can do that shit anywhere!!!
but we will be alone! no cell phone (so cuntalingus cant call), that bitch had the nerve to call 5 minutes before our wedding and the morning after! WTF bitch??? and no laptops (so we cant goon out on computer games) and no kids. the kids thing kinda sucks but I need to get my swerve on.
hum.
i gotta go. yall have a good weekend!
I've always wanted to visit that place.
One of the parents at my work, works there.
she's very scary.
if you see a lady with big fake boobs a bad fake tan and really bad extensions with a horrible bleach job...that'd be her.
don't speak to her!!!if you see her!!!
and I would love to go to gwen with you guys!!!
I don't have money for tickets right now, though.
I know...I suck...
I miss ya bunches...have a heavenly night...stay away from scary amber lady.
love you!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks!!!
maybe one day my kid can do an electronic remix/cover of your kid's tunes.