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Bleeeee!!!

I have to report to federal court tomorrow, or today, for jury duty!!!!!

Fuckers do it to me a least once a fucking year!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have run out of excuses....

I am out of hateful words....

I am out of ideas....

I am stumped....

PLEASE!!!!!

HELP ME THINK OF A WAY TO GET OUT OF IT AGAIN!!!!!!

My ideas are sucking so bad...i got picked the last time!!!

I dont know what it is about me that they love so much...

I swear, i get called at least once a year!!!!

Last year i actually served on a civil trial for a month, then like 3 months later, the fucking federal court came knocking!!!!

they wont let me bring in anything, other than a book, to amuse myself....

NOT EVEN MY GOD DAMN PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I try to think of ways to bring in my gameboy or nes, but i get caught everytime.


bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DONT WANT TO FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!