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mephistopheles04

South Jordan, UT

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Saturday May 18, 2013

May 18, 2013
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It's a random thought, but I fucking hate the way people wear baseball caps these days.

First of all, curve the fucking bill. Don't keep in flat. It doesn't make you cool, street, or "gangsta" to wear a baseball cap with a flat bill -- it makes you look like an idiot that doesn't know how to dress themselves before leaving the house (of course, you likely are an idiot who doesn't know how to dress themselves if you think this is a good look).

Now, after you do that, know there are only two ways to wear a cap (unless you are constantly adjusting it to keep the light out of your eyes): with the bill pointing forward, and the bill pointing backwards. Don't wear the bill off center, or completely off to the side. Here you are beyond looking like an idiot, you look like a fuck. And remember, everyone likes to fuck, no one likes a fuck.

When I see people doing these two things, I want to put on my baseball cap, maybe put it on so the bill is behind me so I have a greater field of vision but can keep the hair and sweat out of my eyes, and go to down on them with a baseball bat Office Space style.

And don't tell me that you're expressing yourself. Looking like every Jay-Z wannabe punk bitch is not expressing yourself, you are expressing the company whose logo is on your goddamn cap.

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