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Wednesday Mar 19, 2003

Mar 19, 2003
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.ways to distract yourself from wartime stress, part one.

urinate on your neighbor's dog
while singing the hallelujah chorus

.part two.

oral sex can help a lot.
especially while at Denny's.

.part the third.

bologna has many uses.
swimsuits not being the last.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
rickroyal:
My addled brain originally interpreted it as a chorus pissing on a dog while singing. Funny image.
Mar 20, 2003
yawf:
I applaude you heartily on your soapbox!

Spooky's post made me feel angry because it left no room for discussion. Your post put an explanation behind his and now I understand and agree, go figure...
Mar 20, 2003

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