Title of this bloggy ranty thing: BAD dates! Yeah! 
Considering the man I was seeing who I thought was the bee's knees is currently married, I have submersed myself into dating people again....and I am going to share 2 bad dates I've had.
I believe I have a sign on my back beckoning these men to my side...
This guy named Chris, who I had actually gone out with a few years ago, but then I had moved away. He was okay then, I couldn't really remember WHY I didn't like him. We went out like a handful of times or more. He hit me up on random dating site not that long ago and he seemed friendly and nice enough for me to give him my number again..and through texting he still seemed really friendly and fun, and I was like gee I still can't remember why we didn't take it to the next level. So we made plans for him to pick me up from work and we would go to IHOP for pancakes. I was excited about IHOP(is it terrible that I was more excited about pancakes then my date? Probably should have been a hint!!) because they have this bananas foster thing that I have been dying to try (it was SO EFFING GOOD) So we are talking, and it seems to be going pretty well still, laughing and talking, all that nice stuff. Then he mentions he wasn't sure what this was like a date or just hanging out and I was like oh isn't this a date and he was like oh I thought it was just hanging out, because I plan on going into priesthood school in a few months....like this dude brings that up OUT OF NOWHERE. bam! He wants to have some last 'female company' before he leaves. I said no thanks,and that was before he revealed the huge protruding mole on his forehead that he was hiding with a baseball hat...I am sorry, but that was gross. FUCKING GROSS. I am not usually superficial like that, but it's a huge fucking mole that sticks out of your FOREHEAD. Get that shit removed bro. or embrace it with some glitter, but don't try to hide it until you've got someone in your grasp and then reveal it! Needless to say, he dropped me off and I told him I wouldn't call him after he asked if he could see me again. NO chance buddy. haha
Luckily there is more! One more...different guy:
I had another bad date right around the same time. and I shall share it with you!
This guy sounded awesome on his profile (again on same random dating site - I have no shame admitting I'm on dating sites) He's like 30something, divorced (twice! I didn't know the twice bit until we met) has two kids that live with their mother which I am totally cool with, especially since they don't even live with him, so that didn't bother me, his profile did mention how he is only 5'4''.... okay wait a minute FIVE FUCKING FOUR. I am 5'10'' he will be the shortest guy I would have ever gone on a date with ever in my life ever ever. My best friend Tori is 5'2'' and I was like, well she doesn't seem that short all the time, maybe I could make this work. He was alright, cute and fun...a bit intense, OK just kidding, a LOT intense. like a lot. a lot. His facial expressions were borderline creepy. He is also apparently CURRENTLY going through a divorce right now...., and he thinks he is ready to date already?? Don't you think that you should at least be legitimately single before you start to date someone else? He also mentioned how he couldn't wait to take my clothes off...and then asked if there was a motel/hotel around close to where we were enjoying what I thought was a nice dinner, apparently he thought it was WAY MORE nice than I was thinking....I was like yeah no...(fun fact- I am totally open to having sex early in a relationship or dating thing, just not with this one)so he then proceeded to try to perform CPR on me with his face on mine, which was okay at first but then I found out that his tongue was trying to make contact with my LUNGS. He was sweet until all that happened, and he would call me like as soon as he got home from our date and wanted to discuss ALL ZE DETAILS, and I actually made the mistake of agreeing to a second date, thinking "well maybe he was just nervous and he isn't really like that", oh no...he's really like that. Shame on him and shame on me for falling for a second date, I hope he finds his own clingy weirdo lung molesting girl in the future.
Sorry for my complete lack of posts. I need to update about many many lots of things. This was a nice random fun update. I have not been scared into not going on dates.
Considering the man I was seeing who I thought was the bee's knees is currently married, I have submersed myself into dating people again....and I am going to share 2 bad dates I've had.
I believe I have a sign on my back beckoning these men to my side...
This guy named Chris, who I had actually gone out with a few years ago, but then I had moved away. He was okay then, I couldn't really remember WHY I didn't like him. We went out like a handful of times or more. He hit me up on random dating site not that long ago and he seemed friendly and nice enough for me to give him my number again..and through texting he still seemed really friendly and fun, and I was like gee I still can't remember why we didn't take it to the next level. So we made plans for him to pick me up from work and we would go to IHOP for pancakes. I was excited about IHOP(is it terrible that I was more excited about pancakes then my date? Probably should have been a hint!!) because they have this bananas foster thing that I have been dying to try (it was SO EFFING GOOD) So we are talking, and it seems to be going pretty well still, laughing and talking, all that nice stuff. Then he mentions he wasn't sure what this was like a date or just hanging out and I was like oh isn't this a date and he was like oh I thought it was just hanging out, because I plan on going into priesthood school in a few months....like this dude brings that up OUT OF NOWHERE. bam! He wants to have some last 'female company' before he leaves. I said no thanks,and that was before he revealed the huge protruding mole on his forehead that he was hiding with a baseball hat...I am sorry, but that was gross. FUCKING GROSS. I am not usually superficial like that, but it's a huge fucking mole that sticks out of your FOREHEAD. Get that shit removed bro. or embrace it with some glitter, but don't try to hide it until you've got someone in your grasp and then reveal it! Needless to say, he dropped me off and I told him I wouldn't call him after he asked if he could see me again. NO chance buddy. haha
Luckily there is more! One more...different guy:
I had another bad date right around the same time. and I shall share it with you!
This guy sounded awesome on his profile (again on same random dating site - I have no shame admitting I'm on dating sites) He's like 30something, divorced (twice! I didn't know the twice bit until we met) has two kids that live with their mother which I am totally cool with, especially since they don't even live with him, so that didn't bother me, his profile did mention how he is only 5'4''.... okay wait a minute FIVE FUCKING FOUR. I am 5'10'' he will be the shortest guy I would have ever gone on a date with ever in my life ever ever. My best friend Tori is 5'2'' and I was like, well she doesn't seem that short all the time, maybe I could make this work. He was alright, cute and fun...a bit intense, OK just kidding, a LOT intense. like a lot. a lot. His facial expressions were borderline creepy. He is also apparently CURRENTLY going through a divorce right now...., and he thinks he is ready to date already?? Don't you think that you should at least be legitimately single before you start to date someone else? He also mentioned how he couldn't wait to take my clothes off...and then asked if there was a motel/hotel around close to where we were enjoying what I thought was a nice dinner, apparently he thought it was WAY MORE nice than I was thinking....I was like yeah no...(fun fact- I am totally open to having sex early in a relationship or dating thing, just not with this one)so he then proceeded to try to perform CPR on me with his face on mine, which was okay at first but then I found out that his tongue was trying to make contact with my LUNGS. He was sweet until all that happened, and he would call me like as soon as he got home from our date and wanted to discuss ALL ZE DETAILS, and I actually made the mistake of agreeing to a second date, thinking "well maybe he was just nervous and he isn't really like that", oh no...he's really like that. Shame on him and shame on me for falling for a second date, I hope he finds his own clingy weirdo lung molesting girl in the future.
Sorry for my complete lack of posts. I need to update about many many lots of things. This was a nice random fun update. I have not been scared into not going on dates.
creamcuffs:
They say the third time is the charm. So here's to your third date being everything you need and desire right now.
ianc7114:
:-( ....haha funny story:-)