So I'm standing outside my coffee shop hang out this morning enjoying another cigarette (which was yummy) and a local tweaker accosts me (as per usual).
"Do you have a cell phone?" he asks.
"Yes," I say knowing what's coming next.
"Can I use it for a minute?"
Now I would let a friend use my phone if he/she needed to. But I have no...
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"Do you have a cell phone?" he asks.
"Yes," I say knowing what's coming next.
"Can I use it for a minute?"
Now I would let a friend use my phone if he/she needed to. But I have no...
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kinevilenvivo:
nice response
sloane:
Aw, thank you! 
So I go to the doctor the other day. I am going in to get some medicine for my cough, which has been bothering me the last month or so (and if ANY of you tells me to stop smoking I will go to your home and break your fingers..then I will cough on you).
The doctor gave me some medicine that seems to be...
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The doctor gave me some medicine that seems to be...
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wilteddaisy:
i have worked in the medical field for a long time and I was always greatful when someone would tell off one of my shithead co workers like that. unfortunately there are too many unsympathetic jerks when there should be only extremely nice, caring people in healthcare. good for you and way to go!
misspripri:
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!
someone just sent me this! lol......and you said my slut test wasn't high enough! lol
send it to someone who needs some lovin!
someone just sent me this! lol......and you said my slut test wasn't high enough! lol
send it to someone who needs some lovin!Okay...Time to do my yearly Valentine's Day Expose'
That thing we all know as the Valentine Heart ,you know this thing in the eyes of this icon
It is NOT heart. I have seen thousands of human hearts and they don't look like this.
Because it isn't a heart.
Think about it. If you were starting from scratch, had no social reference (only biological reference)...
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That thing we all know as the Valentine Heart ,you know this thing in the eyes of this icon
It is NOT heart. I have seen thousands of human hearts and they don't look like this.
Because it isn't a heart.
Think about it. If you were starting from scratch, had no social reference (only biological reference)...
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isadore:
I will never think of hearts the same way again!!! 
misspripri:
Aww happy vulva day to you too! 
Instead of matters going straight from the heart. Straight to the vulva. That's what I am talking about. lol....
Instead of matters going straight from the heart. Straight to the vulva. That's what I am talking about. lol.... CHICO STATE SLAM POST MORTEM
The Chico State Slam was awesome last night.
The Poets were great, at least half of the sixteen were slam virgins.
The Suicide Kings OWNED the room for their 30 minute set.
The judges were the best I have every seen.
The audience was very enthusiastic
I've even been told that the host (yours truly) was pretty damn good, and...
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The Chico State Slam was awesome last night.
The Poets were great, at least half of the sixteen were slam virgins.
The Suicide Kings OWNED the room for their 30 minute set.
The judges were the best I have every seen.
The audience was very enthusiastic
I've even been told that the host (yours truly) was pretty damn good, and...
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margot_dent:
actually i DO have a really fucking awesome antique stove.
and congrats on the successful slam.
and congrats on the successful slam.
rubydoll:
I am glad things went so great! I am sorry I missed it.
I just had a doctor's appointment (no big deal by the way), and they weighted me.
I weighted 235 pounds.
I have never weighted 235 lbs...well maybe just after my birth...but I weigh 280lb. I have since I was 16 years old and first got my licence (when I played football, rugby and boxed)
IT'S PISSING ME OFF!
I HATE WEIGHING TWO-HUNDRED-THIRTY-FUCKING-FIVE POUNDS!
I will...
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I weighted 235 pounds.
I have never weighted 235 lbs...well maybe just after my birth...but I weigh 280lb. I have since I was 16 years old and first got my licence (when I played football, rugby and boxed)
IT'S PISSING ME OFF!
I HATE WEIGHING TWO-HUNDRED-THIRTY-FUCKING-FIVE POUNDS!
I will...
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So I ask a pretty young woman to dinner last night. She could easily get a set on SG if she was of a mind. Has a tattoo of a bat on her right upper arm. I mentioned it would have to be a cheap dinner as my funds were low.
"I have more money than you," she told me, "Why don't I buy dinner."...
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"I have more money than you," she told me, "Why don't I buy dinner."...
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lucy:
Very cool *hugs*
THAT WAS FRIGHTENING
My membership ran out (without warning...and poets can't count three months) and I was OFF SG for three horrible days until I could manage to scape 18 bucks together.
Thank Goodness for lillithvain who sent me some pics of her naked frollicking, or I don't think I could have made it through those three days (which I refer to as "The Dark...
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My membership ran out (without warning...and poets can't count three months) and I was OFF SG for three horrible days until I could manage to scape 18 bucks together.
Thank Goodness for lillithvain who sent me some pics of her naked frollicking, or I don't think I could have made it through those three days (which I refer to as "The Dark...
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Hey Guys.
If you are in Northern California, Southern Oregon or Northwest Nevada Please try to make it to the Poetry Slam I will be Hosting at Chico State University. The feature is going to be The Suicide Kings
http://www.suicidekingsspokenword.com/
It's happening at the BMU building on the campus of Chico State at 8pm Friday February 11th and Admission is FREE.
I promise you will...
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If you are in Northern California, Southern Oregon or Northwest Nevada Please try to make it to the Poetry Slam I will be Hosting at Chico State University. The feature is going to be The Suicide Kings
http://www.suicidekingsspokenword.com/
It's happening at the BMU building on the campus of Chico State at 8pm Friday February 11th and Admission is FREE.
I promise you will...
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iggy:
I am still in NJ so i don't think I can make it out there....though if i were out there I would definately go...
rubydoll:
I will try to go, but I am not sure if I can get there 
I mentioned yesterday that I scored 90% on a slut test on livejournal. There appeared to be some interest in taking the test so here is the URL
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mentula/83401.html
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mentula/83401.html
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misspripri:
haha i scored 34% slutty............suprised myself. 
misspripri:
haha did you take the death test it says i am going to die in the year 2071 i will be 88!