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She told me "You know I like fucking but I don't like kissing"

I told her "Then don't ever become a mafia don."

"Why not?" she asked.

"Cuz I don't think "The Fuck of Death" will seem right."

Are the tweakers multiplying?

I swear I see more of them every day.

So there was a story in the local paper yesterday about an 18 month old child swallowing some of it mother's meth-amphetamines.

When I become dictator that woman will be summarily executed (the father too where ver he may be).

I mentioned this story to a group of people at the coffee shop and one of the first reactions was "What a waste of good...
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The Autopsy went well yesterday, though I was rather rusty.

Made more of a mess than I should have when removing the calvarium (the top of the skull) but I was the one that had to clean it up so I don't feel too bad about that except I know I'm better when I'm sharp. The Pathologist was cool and she pretended to not notice...
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One of the Baristas at the coffee shop I hang at was feeling down this morning.

"Life is so pointless," she said, "Why don't I just shoot myself."

"Because there are so many other people to shoot first," I told her

and she felt better

I have been asked to assist on an autopsy tomorrow.

It's been a while.

Hope I haven't forgotten my way around a dead body.

I have four shows this week. So maybe I'll make more than 1 or 2 dollars.

Performance poetry is fun and I enjoy doing it but it can be very difficult to make a living at it and I'm not even sure that I want to...or well...enough moaning.

I will be featuring at Tourettes without Regrets some time soon.

http://www.daniland.com/talent/tourettes.html

Probably in April. I'll keep...
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Here's a segmented version of a story I had published last year in Honey Erotic Magazine.




http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=mentula&keyword=Stuck+In+You&filter=all

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! POETRY ALERT! A POEM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!


I Just Want to Date Your Butt


I just don't think we should date.
I mean we're not really compatible
You think money's important and I don't
You like to shop, and, if they started targeting shopping malls, I'd be willing to join Al-Queda.
You voted for George Bush and I have a brain....
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So I go into my local cheap cigarette store to buy some cheap tobacco. There are several people ahead of me in line including an older African-American Gentleman and a young man I presume was his son. The man behind the counter is Punjabi. He asks the younger man to show him some identification. The older man objects "I'm buying them, not him,"

"Yes," say...
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