Dear Bicyclists
I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate what a wonderful thing you are doing for the environment. Not using fossil fuels is just ducky...though you would have saved even more if you had just walked but let's not split hairs. And Hey that outfit you're wearing is very striking. I can see the lump in your left testicle and that's just great that friends like us can share this information.
You know you're really doing great but there is one little thing that I wanted to mention to you. I was kind of wondering, if it's not to much of a problem:
The next time you come to a stop sign (and I know that whole inertia thing is a bitch) but could you please fucking stop.
Just as a helpful reminder the next time I see you blowing a stop sign, I'm gonna run your ass over...cuz that's what friends do for each other.
Happy Trails
Mentula
I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate what a wonderful thing you are doing for the environment. Not using fossil fuels is just ducky...though you would have saved even more if you had just walked but let's not split hairs. And Hey that outfit you're wearing is very striking. I can see the lump in your left testicle and that's just great that friends like us can share this information.
You know you're really doing great but there is one little thing that I wanted to mention to you. I was kind of wondering, if it's not to much of a problem:
The next time you come to a stop sign (and I know that whole inertia thing is a bitch) but could you please fucking stop.
Just as a helpful reminder the next time I see you blowing a stop sign, I'm gonna run your ass over...cuz that's what friends do for each other.
Happy Trails
Mentula