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Wednesday Jul 06, 2005

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Just for the Hell of it here is a list of jobs I have had over the years

Lawn mower
7/11 clerk
Pizza restaurant lackey
movie theater janitor
Tomato picker (for purposes of analysis}
Fly raiser (yes, raising house flies in an insectory)
dairy/feedlot/orchard and field checker (for insect pests)
Actor (not proud of this)
top 40 dj/announcer
Radio News department director
Country music dj (talk about Hell)
Managing editor of a magazine
Improv Comic
Stand-up comic
Embalmer (my trade)
Autopsy assistant (the guy that does the dirty work)
Funeral Director
grief counselor
Cemetery Salesman
Debt collector (rather enjoyed this)
poet/spoken word artist (though I hate using the, very, over-used word"artist" but "spokenworder" just doesn't work. I like the term, coined by the Norman Spinrad, "Rue Speiler")
Writer
columnist
Phone solicitor
Ice Cream Man


This is just what I can remember off the top of my head...I'm sure I'll think of others later
blackrayne:
But were all your flavors guaranteed to satisfy?

wink
Jul 6, 2005
mentula:
Absolutely...and when I'm coming you hear music
Jul 6, 2005

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