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Monday Apr 04, 2005

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I am hereby announcing my candidacy for the office of Holy Pontiff. Because I think I would be a great Pope and there seems to be an opening.

Sure I'm not Catholic or even Christian but over the last couple of thousand years every single bishop of Rome has been Catholic and it's time for a change.

E-mail, write, call or speak to your nearby Catholic priest immediately (try not to disturb them during their "private time" with the altar boy as this might make them cranky) and recommend that they let their Cardinals know that I should be the Pope.

And there will be a serious party at Saint Peter's

iggy:
I am not catholic but I will pull some strings somewhere. (i have the power to look like a hot alter boy....) wink
Apr 4, 2005
lecia:
thanks smile
Apr 4, 2005

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