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Monday Feb 14, 2005

Feb 14, 2005
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So I go to the doctor the other day. I am going in to get some medicine for my cough, which has been bothering me the last month or so (and if ANY of you tells me to stop smoking I will go to your home and break your fingers..then I will cough on you).

The doctor gave me some medicine that seems to be working and he also says I should go get some tests and a chest x-ray. I don't ask about the tests. I should have.

So this morning I go to the diagnostic center (if I'd been there with another agnostic it would have been a bi-agnostic di-agnostic center...but enough silliness).

There are about 12 tests on the form I was given by the doctor.

"Have you been fasting?"

"Yeah," I answer, "But I had some coffee with cream."

"I'm not sure that will work for the lipid test," says the pleasant lady I working with.

"Then we won't do the lipid test." I answer.

"I better call your doctor," she says. "It's your nickel," I say, and she goes into on-hold Hell as she tries to speak to my doctor.

I wait patiently.

After about five minute the receptionist enters. "What the hold up?" she asks curtly and the pleasant lady I have been working with explains my coffee with cream sin.

Receptionist say, "Then send him home and have him come back tomorrow"

With that statement she crossed my line.

I say "Hey Idiot, I'm sitting right here. Don't speak of me in the third person when I'm right here. Treat me with respect or don't treat me. And what's up with you wearing scrubs. You're a fucking receptionist, you haven't earned the right to wear scrubs...but they are comfy and stylish aren't they. It is you, specifically, that makes the medical system in this nation contemptible. Sure anybody even remotely associated with medical insurance should be lined up on the road between Johns Hopkins and Stanford and crucified but if they lost you it would be a marked improvement. Do you have anything else you wish to say pedantically to me before I leave"


And for some reason she had nothing to say.
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wilteddaisy:
i have worked in the medical field for a long time and I was always greatful when someone would tell off one of my shithead co workers like that. unfortunately there are too many unsympathetic jerks when there should be only extremely nice, caring people in healthcare. good for you and way to go!
Feb 14, 2005
misspripri:
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!

someone just sent me this! lol......and you said my slut test wasn't high enough! lol tongue send it to someone who needs some lovin!
Feb 18, 2005

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