So, I sitting in the usual coffee shop. A 25ish year old woman sits near me. I can see parts of tattoos from her non-clothed skin. Including a very abstract and swirled design on her ankles, both of them. It had very delicated strokes and almost hypnotic.
"Those are fasinating Tattoos you have on your ankles" I tell her.
"Those aren't tatoos," she answered, "I...
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"Those are fasinating Tattoos you have on your ankles" I tell her.
"Those aren't tatoos," she answered, "I...
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isadore:
I can see how someone might mistake them for tattoos. How embarrassing for you!! I have some little spider veins on my legs that keep me from wearing shorts or skirts sans tights or hose. That is just one reason I'm afraid to try to become an SG. 
The thought has crossed my mind to cover some of them with tattoos though!
I can see how someone might mistake them for tattoos. How embarrassing for you!! I have some little spider veins on my legs that keep me from wearing shorts or skirts sans tights or hose. That is just one reason I'm afraid to try to become an SG. The thought has crossed my mind to cover some of them with tattoos though! 
antony:
reminds me of this time my really upbeat friend went into this indy business goth store. We always see the owner with a corset on & we know she's at most in her mid-20's. But this time she doesn't have a corset on and my friend immediately went "OH MY GOD! CONGRATULATIONS WITH THE BABY HEATHER HOW MANY MONTHS ARE YOU IN NOW?"
I am hereby announcing my candidacy for the office of Holy Pontiff. Because I think I would be a great Pope and there seems to be an opening.
Sure I'm not Catholic or even Christian but over the last couple of thousand years every single bishop of Rome has been Catholic and it's time for a change.
E-mail, write, call or speak to your nearby...
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Sure I'm not Catholic or even Christian but over the last couple of thousand years every single bishop of Rome has been Catholic and it's time for a change.
E-mail, write, call or speak to your nearby...
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iggy:
I am not catholic but I will pull some strings somewhere. (i have the power to look like a hot alter boy....) 
lecia:
thanks 
The Suicide Kings were in town the other day. The review treated them well and said some nice things about me too
here's the article [note: mentula=Kyle Bowen]
http://www.newsreview.com/issues/chico/2005-03-31/finearts.asp
here's the article [note: mentula=Kyle Bowen]
http://www.newsreview.com/issues/chico/2005-03-31/finearts.asp
AT Long Last
"The Mean Tree" by Kyle Bowen (a/k/a Mentula) is availible.
I hope to post an excerpt here soon.
You can find it at
http://www.cafepress.com/themeantree
"The Mean Tree" by Kyle Bowen (a/k/a Mentula) is availible.
I hope to post an excerpt here soon.
You can find it at
http://www.cafepress.com/themeantree
iggy:
I had a dream last night that I had a moneky named bowen.....wierd right??
Some Christians have mentioned picketing my open mic poetry shows
I really, really, really hope they do. That would be SOOOOOO cool.
I really, really, really hope they do. That would be SOOOOOO cool.
iggy:
That would be amazing.
So Earlier this week I did the gig at the Christian Church (Some background here...I am a decidedly anti-christian agnostic and was asked to do this by a clergyman who knew this...he paid me too).
Our theme was "No matter how great your sin, no matter who you are, you can be redeemed if you accept Jesus"
"What about Pilot?" I asked the group about...
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Our theme was "No matter how great your sin, no matter who you are, you can be redeemed if you accept Jesus"
"What about Pilot?" I asked the group about...
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blackrayne:
Bwahahahahaha!
That was great!
That was great!
annalee just had her set go up yesterday and it is wonderful. I am just now getting a chance to go over it at some leisure.
I really wish I could have six favorite SGs (of course I would then probably wish I could have 7), anyway I gotta find a way to list her there
I really wish I could have six favorite SGs (of course I would then probably wish I could have 7), anyway I gotta find a way to list her there
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xip:
You could just list all the favorites you REALLY have at the bottom of every journal entry!
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liante:
I do love her set. It's so moody.
Not being able to choose just five favorites is why I don't have any favorite SGs listed either. I'm slowly collecting the shots that I feel are most striking in my "favorite pictures" folder, and I like that a little better because it has more room. That, too, will surely run out of space soon, though.
Not being able to choose just five favorites is why I don't have any favorite SGs listed either. I'm slowly collecting the shots that I feel are most striking in my "favorite pictures" folder, and I like that a little better because it has more room. That, too, will surely run out of space soon, though.
It's the Ides of March. Shouldn't members of the Senate be stabbing our leader today?
But maybe I'm just an optimist
But maybe I'm just an optimist
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bella_donna:
lol lol lol lmao!!! I love you already lol
thanks for adding me
thanks for adding me
annalee:
Thank you! Im so glad you liked it 
Shaved all my facial hair off this weekend to see if I still have a chin. Turns out I have two
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abyssbecomesme:
that'll probably happen when i finally shave my massive beard.
kade:
Yeah, seriously......I found that journal entry to be pretty halarious.
So a local clergyman want me to give a lecture at his church about the gospels (the New Testament books of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John). He knows that I am not only NOT a Christian but am rather anti-Christian (the religion, not the people), but he also know I am very familiar with the Gospels.
He wants me to select a movie that encompasses...
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kade:
hello new friend. Anyone who is a friend on AbyssBecomesMe is a friend of mine.
annalee:
ha, Life of Brian,that would have been great if they had let you do that!
NEED SOME HELP HERE!
So yesterday I spent a great deal of time with with my favorite local person in these parts, Heather (the tough little dyke with a fashion sense). She has just broken up with her spouse and is on the dating market again.
"I don't have game," she told me.
So I mentored her on picking up women yesterday, both in approaching...
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So yesterday I spent a great deal of time with with my favorite local person in these parts, Heather (the tough little dyke with a fashion sense). She has just broken up with her spouse and is on the dating market again.
"I don't have game," she told me.
So I mentored her on picking up women yesterday, both in approaching...
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figmentation:
umm.... try saying hello. making eyecontact. possibly Straight out flirting. and not being afraid to look like an idiot or saying what's on your mind. Compliments are always good. but keep them about small things, example "wow those earrings really pick up the color of your eyes" or that the person really looks pretty today. (that makes them glow whether or not they keep talking to you) And for goodness sake! don't try to play the game. be you. say what's on your mind and be considerate!
(keep us updated on how she does if you could...)
(keep us updated on how she does if you could...)
So I'm walking through the park today.
There is a circle of young people enjoying some beer near the creek. One of the young men (who was REALLY enjoying his beer) lokked at me and yelled.
"Hey, You're on my team man. I love you"
I Yelled back, "Yeah but I'm trying to get traded."
There is a circle of young people enjoying some beer near the creek. One of the young men (who was REALLY enjoying his beer) lokked at me and yelled.
"Hey, You're on my team man. I love you"
I Yelled back, "Yeah but I'm trying to get traded."
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figmentation:
heehee! me too
krrn:
I enjoyed that little story.