mentula

It seems to me there are far too many half or partial connections to other people. While I understand the need for self-protection and, of the people in one's life, the vast majority will remain at arms length (or further), nevertheless by being complete open, honest and even vulnerable to the important people in one's life it allows bad situations to become growing experiences. i.e....
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I'm gonna be in Oakland this thursday at Tourettes without Regrets. It is the bigest Spoken Word show on the left coast. Come out if you can. and get there early as they always sell out.

heres the info
http://www.oaklandmetro.org/metro_calendar6.html

I have been staying in Chico, California for some months now. As many of you know Chico (and Chico State University) is known as a party town. There have been several "incidents" at fraternities here, including a few hazing deaths.

or as one bar doorman put it to me:

"This town has killed more Greeks than Thermopylae"

hey...I gonna be at "Tourettes Without Regrets" in Oakland this coming thursday. I am probably slamming.

Anyway, more info later.

So last night was my weekly open mic. It's just a Spoken Word night. Nothing special, no features no great act other than what people bring in with them.

But last night was very cool. A very full house and at least two-thirds of the people there were not connected to one of the poets. They had just heard that my show was very cool...
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I have been incredibly busy writing of late. I have at least 8 new ideas (one of which could only be a novel so it will go on the back burner for now).

I want to do a story about cows, I don't know what I just want to.

But I'm working on my "Chaos Woman" poem, one of the lines is.

"She'd been fifty-one...
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So have you heard of the new law in Texas that will restrict gay and lesbian couples from adopting children?

Something needs to be done about these fanatics who seem to be running this country (the red state people)

And I suggest we go back to a devise that was used to keep poor illiterate blacks from voting: A literacy test

You can't vote unless...
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Hey I'm working on a story and I need some help.

Can you name three historical figures you would like to have sex with

Here's my list

Lucrezia Borgia
Joan of Arc
The Virgin Mary

You answers will be helpful to the story I'm working on.

The White Fumata has just billowed up from the Sistine Chapel. They have selected a Pope.

I put my name in the running about a week ago. In a few minutes we will find out if I will become Pope Mentula I

Cross your fingers.

WARNING! I'M ABOUT TO GET POLITICAL...For all you California people


Hey guys there is something happening in the California State Senate that I think is important.

I know that most of you are familiar with the birth control usually referred to as "Plan B" the pill you can take up to three days after unprotected sex to stop a pregnancy from happening.

Well at least...
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So Last night I competed in a poetry slam (much butt was kicked, money was made) and afterward I was plied with drink by at least 5 Hot women (I lost count) competing to get me drunk, at which they succeeded. I spend no money, did much groping, feel copping (both directions) and a few lip locks. I have no idea who two of the...
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Just met this redhead...you know the kind I'm talking about. The kind that oozes pure ferocious sex.

I just want to run off with her to some ancient druid stone on a wind swept plain and have cabalistic sex covered in the blood of sacrificed animals.

But her bed will do for now.