Infodump
So the last week has been kind of odd still getting used to having to work with Dangerous Dave again I forgot how messy his "bang it out fella" approach is that and the fact his rotation is just as bad as it's ever been,it can be really annoying when you're constantly cleaning up someone else's mess especially when they're supposed to be the one who shows you how to do things. It's was a well known fact that me and Rich ran our department better when Dangerous wasn't there and now Rich is gone it's just been made all the more obvious. I come in on a morning and say to Dave "what's old and what's new then?" and he just stands there looking at everything and I just think you don't know do you Dave, don't get me wrong he a good guy to work with he's a laugh and I can't believe how immature he seems sometimes but that's all part of the mystery of Dave really. Starting to realise that Claire one of the duty managers doesn't like me for whatever reason everytime I see her she gives me this dirty look like I'm genetically inferior or my very existence is insulting to her or something, not that I really care what she or anyone else thinks about me. Personally I can't be bothered with the whole two faced management bullshit thing, I don't want you to try and "be my friend" because I know you aren't, it seems like there's a competition to see who can be the most condescending sometimes. One thing I noticed today is I can talk to anyone when I'm at work, I always help out anyone who looks like there stuck with something regardless of whether it's a girl or a guy. The most ironic thing of all is I get on with girls way better than guys at work generally speaking but I'm hopelessly introverted outside of work, If I don't have any common ground to start with then I'm just stuck for anything to say at all, at work it's easy to talk to people 'cause everyone has something in common they don't want to be there. Spoke to my brother properly for the first time in 2 weeks the other day he has this idea of me,him and my other brother all getting a place to stay in together somewhere. I think he has this bizarrely romanticized version of us living together which involves endless nights of drinking beer and playing on the xbox together like kids in some frat house. I wouldn't even be able to think about it 'til I get the whole driving business out of the way. Dave told me the other day that he had a virus on his computer and was wondering what you can legally have on your harddrive, I would assume that you can have anything that you're able to buy where you live anything else and the feds or MI5 will probably can your ass and rightly so.
Found out the other day that one of the new girls asked whether I was gay, I don't know why but girls have a tendency to think I'm gay maybe it's 'cause I'm a nice guy I don't know. I remember one of the places I used to work at one of the guys asked me out as in on a date most of the guys I know would run several miles before looking back if that happened to them and then probably block it out. Dave's convinced I just want to and I quote "stick my dick in some checkout girl" end quote. To be quite honest sex is the last thing on my mind the vast majority of the time, Dave's misogynistic line of the week "Girls like it when you look at them fella" just to be clear though he is a bit of a letch he's not that bad but it did make me kind of curious as to the merit in his comment so anyone of the fairer sex willing to comment on the subject in question would certainly be appreciated I would assume it would depend on the guy looking at you I imagine being eyed up by an overweight balding fifty something would be quite distressing but what do I know. In other news apparently Easyrider might be coming back to work in 2 weeks after having 5 weeks off for some undisclosed reason incase anyone's wondering his second name is Hopper hence the nickname yes I know I'm so witty it's uncanny. Personally I've got used to him not being here and he didn't exactly contribute much when he was here so we'll have to wait and see on that matter.
So the last week has been kind of odd still getting used to having to work with Dangerous Dave again I forgot how messy his "bang it out fella" approach is that and the fact his rotation is just as bad as it's ever been,it can be really annoying when you're constantly cleaning up someone else's mess especially when they're supposed to be the one who shows you how to do things. It's was a well known fact that me and Rich ran our department better when Dangerous wasn't there and now Rich is gone it's just been made all the more obvious. I come in on a morning and say to Dave "what's old and what's new then?" and he just stands there looking at everything and I just think you don't know do you Dave, don't get me wrong he a good guy to work with he's a laugh and I can't believe how immature he seems sometimes but that's all part of the mystery of Dave really. Starting to realise that Claire one of the duty managers doesn't like me for whatever reason everytime I see her she gives me this dirty look like I'm genetically inferior or my very existence is insulting to her or something, not that I really care what she or anyone else thinks about me. Personally I can't be bothered with the whole two faced management bullshit thing, I don't want you to try and "be my friend" because I know you aren't, it seems like there's a competition to see who can be the most condescending sometimes. One thing I noticed today is I can talk to anyone when I'm at work, I always help out anyone who looks like there stuck with something regardless of whether it's a girl or a guy. The most ironic thing of all is I get on with girls way better than guys at work generally speaking but I'm hopelessly introverted outside of work, If I don't have any common ground to start with then I'm just stuck for anything to say at all, at work it's easy to talk to people 'cause everyone has something in common they don't want to be there. Spoke to my brother properly for the first time in 2 weeks the other day he has this idea of me,him and my other brother all getting a place to stay in together somewhere. I think he has this bizarrely romanticized version of us living together which involves endless nights of drinking beer and playing on the xbox together like kids in some frat house. I wouldn't even be able to think about it 'til I get the whole driving business out of the way. Dave told me the other day that he had a virus on his computer and was wondering what you can legally have on your harddrive, I would assume that you can have anything that you're able to buy where you live anything else and the feds or MI5 will probably can your ass and rightly so.
Found out the other day that one of the new girls asked whether I was gay, I don't know why but girls have a tendency to think I'm gay maybe it's 'cause I'm a nice guy I don't know. I remember one of the places I used to work at one of the guys asked me out as in on a date most of the guys I know would run several miles before looking back if that happened to them and then probably block it out. Dave's convinced I just want to and I quote "stick my dick in some checkout girl" end quote. To be quite honest sex is the last thing on my mind the vast majority of the time, Dave's misogynistic line of the week "Girls like it when you look at them fella" just to be clear though he is a bit of a letch he's not that bad but it did make me kind of curious as to the merit in his comment so anyone of the fairer sex willing to comment on the subject in question would certainly be appreciated I would assume it would depend on the guy looking at you I imagine being eyed up by an overweight balding fifty something would be quite distressing but what do I know. In other news apparently Easyrider might be coming back to work in 2 weeks after having 5 weeks off for some undisclosed reason incase anyone's wondering his second name is Hopper hence the nickname yes I know I'm so witty it's uncanny. Personally I've got used to him not being here and he didn't exactly contribute much when he was here so we'll have to wait and see on that matter.
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That's too funny.
I do think that most women like being looked at, as in eye contact. I don't think the majority like being stared at or ogled. But yes, sadly, I think a lot of that also depends on whether or not they find the guy doing the looking to be attractive or not.
You're probably comfortable talking to people, including women, at work because you have work things to talk about. You don't have to create a topic from stratch.
plus i got loooads of other new stuff too.
fav track at the moment though is Abort the Pope by Tamtrum.. i think i sent you that one. i blast that out the car every day, on repeat.