menstrualslushie

woke up at noon.
went to my roommate's dead granddad's house...
my roommate was suppose to be living there with him
but instead he just stayed at my apartment...
apparently granddad died a while back..
but since no one was around to check on him
he rotted in his bed..
my roommate and i found out after we got out of jail last weekend.
granddad was a
very crazy
man.
he has a huge mansion..
filled with JUNK.
like..
up to the ceiling and
wall to wall
of toys,
boxes of office equipment,
books,
and about 45 type writers
saw 3 small printing presses....
bags of clothes
i even found a dirty syringe
any way..
he was crazy..
but also very rich...
so we were going through everything to see if the
old geezer
had any money stashed away....
couldn't find any...
i still think its buried in the back yard
but we'll have to find mettle detector
before venturing out there.
did find a fairly new digital camera still in the box...
some mint condition books form the 30's
and some mint condition vinyl...
not bad for about four hours of work i guess...

also found a diploma for his grandfather from the
" Mind Control Institute inc."
in Laredo Texas
pretty cool huh?

been waiting for a free turkey that i got the day after thanksgiving to thaw out...
it should feed us for a good two weeks...

if anyone knows of jobs avalible on the north side of the metroplex..
let me know...
i need a second job


Edit: this is a slightly deminted post... O.o
think of the dryness as a poetic interpertaion of my own thoughts.