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Sirius...the dog star.

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Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

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Ok...let's say I stole a shit load of money. Like...$2,000,000 for example. Let's say I got caught, went to trial, was found guilty, and went to jail for stealing said money but the police never recovered the dough. Let's say I serve my time and am released from jail.

Can I keep the money? I have already served my time and double jeopardy protects me from being tried again for the same crime. The money was never returned to anyone, so recovering the cash is not stealing.

It would take me 44 years to make 2 million dollars at my current pay rate. If you look at it that way, 22 years in prison would be like getting paid $90,000 for each of those years into a trust fund I can not access just yet.
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lemonkid:
I recommend relocating to the Caymans where they ask less of those pesky 'questions.'
Jul 19, 2005
maibey:
sigh, why don't we just go to the burlesque instead?

my heart hurts
i think i'll go eat some soup
i demand a fucking haiku
in my damn journal

love,

katrina
Jul 20, 2005

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