menotyou

Right now, out there, somewhere in the world is a man with a very small penis. This poor pathetic little man has such a disturbingly small penis his testosterone imbalance refines a pure form of envy that fuels a rage inside him he must take out on anyone that has a larger penis than him...which is everyone. Sometime in the last few days this sad small penised man slashed one of the windows in my jeep. I understand though...I really do...if my penis were as small as yours I would probably go around slashing jeep windows too. I forgive you. I don't forgive you for the total recklessness of the job. I had CD's in there man. A shit load of CD's. I believe firmly in doing a job right, and buster....you were simply sloppy. Next time make sure you get the goods too.