menotyou

I am immaculately conceived from awesomeness and rad.

I am not conceited. I am not narcissistic. I am not arrogant. Your jealousy is obviously blinding you to the humble pie I have cooking on my oven hot abs.

I have a $12,000 new toy waiting for me in the other room, yet here I am typing this. *shakes head*

I had an epiphany the other day. Ive been living in denial for years not wanting to accept what I knew to be true deep deep down. I understand now, Women really are insane. All of them. For years, Ive had hope that there was a scratch of lucidness buried deep within their brain pans, but I finally have to admit the truth. Dont get me wrongjust because youre crazy doesnt mean we dont still love you. Women are the painters of the world. Us men are just inkers, and not very good ones at that.

I'm still upset Fancy isn't going to Prom. *sigh*

Note: The conceit and misogyny are an act for nothing more than a cheap laugh. Put down your ropes and firearms please. I have no problem admitting exactly 58% of my betters are women.