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Sirius...the dog star.

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Monday Mar 07, 2005

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Sorry about the lack of updates. I was kidnapped by a pack (yes a pack) of wild sea lions. They forced me into a life of sexual deviancy and servitude. I escaped by clubbing one over the head and cooking a fabulous gourmet meal Martha Stuart would be proud of in front of his horrified friends. Yum.

After my exodus I got a few friends together and partied like it's 1999. We drank until well after dawn and finally crashed out sometime around 11:00. I know...I live the rock and roll lifestyle.

Go say hi to honubandit. She's new and cooler than a gasoline powered vibrator.

-=Edit=-
That motherfucker MeNotYou added me to his ignore list. Damn you MeNotYou!! May you burn for a thousand generations. I'm tempted to remove him from my friends list!

Fun Fact: My profile name is on Page 139 in the SGHopefuls group.
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
ash:
maaaaaaan, if *I* partied like it was 1999, Id be on extacy right now, lol
Mar 8, 2005
maibey:
dude, what do you have against sea lions? i know some extraordinarily wonderful ones...
Mar 9, 2005

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