I've had several conversations over the last several weeks about various people and their utterly unrealistic claim they have never masturbated in their life. I'm gonna call bullshit because it's total and utter bullshit for the following reasons:
A: Almost everyone will try it at least once out of sheer and simple curiosity. It's different than sex...everyone knows this.
B: For guys...whacking the weeds at it's most fundamental level is a type of house cleaning. If you don't indulge in hedonistic self pleasure, and you aren't getting laid...then eventually you will wake up in a vile sticky mess. Seriously...you'd be surprised how much spunk your body can culminate in a short period of time. If I'm not getting some, even if I don't feel like it...I make a point to clear out the potential baby Jays before they escape on their own and ruin a fantastic nights sleep. It's even worse if old faithful goes off when you're sleeping in someone elses bed.
In summary...these people are liars. Hell...they aren't even good liars. Dirty rotten liars.
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Congratulations if you made the cut. Two out of the six people I booted were SG's. I wonder what that would mean statistically.
How many dates/weeks are you supposed to wait before the girl/boyfriend question issue pops up? I assume there is a rule akin to the number of days before you call a chick.
A: Almost everyone will try it at least once out of sheer and simple curiosity. It's different than sex...everyone knows this.
B: For guys...whacking the weeds at it's most fundamental level is a type of house cleaning. If you don't indulge in hedonistic self pleasure, and you aren't getting laid...then eventually you will wake up in a vile sticky mess. Seriously...you'd be surprised how much spunk your body can culminate in a short period of time. If I'm not getting some, even if I don't feel like it...I make a point to clear out the potential baby Jays before they escape on their own and ruin a fantastic nights sleep. It's even worse if old faithful goes off when you're sleeping in someone elses bed.
In summary...these people are liars. Hell...they aren't even good liars. Dirty rotten liars.
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Congratulations if you made the cut. Two out of the six people I booted were SG's. I wonder what that would mean statistically.
How many dates/weeks are you supposed to wait before the girl/boyfriend question issue pops up? I assume there is a rule akin to the number of days before you call a chick.
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Sometimes a pussy is like a rubiks cube. Even for the owner. Its much harder to "stumble upon" the goods when its not sticking straight up and hard as a rock.
Now, any guy who claims they have never masterbated is definitely lying. I wouldn't believe that shit for a second.
As for the dating rules, I say fuck 'em. The rules are just plain dumb. Do what you want and what your gut tells you.
With that said, if you think of masturbation as not being defined by climax. then yes, you are right. They are all lying bastards, girls included. Everyone's explored and given it a go.