I think I'm going to crash PROM this May. Beware San Francisco for I am the reincarnation of Emperor Joshua Norton. My imperial lust for carnal sex and booze will not be satiated easily. Emperor Nortons return to his hometown shall be celebrated in the same manner as his death; with a procession of 10,000 loyal subjects. All hail my benevolence!
As you may have noticed, my friends list isn't exactly what anyone would call extensive. For the second time in less than a year one of my 'friends' have been accepted as SuicideGirls. I should mention this in SGHopefuls to bolster my reputation. Anyway, go congratulate Geeva.
A couple days ago I figured out what I will name my next dog (and/or child): Chupacabra. Chupa for short! I'll have to teach it to eat goat brains and fetch me beer, but that's just part of owning a dog. Hmmm...maybe I'll call it YOG-SOTHOTH!! instead. "Here Yog!! Come on Yog! Yog, stop decimating those pathetic mortals! Bad Yog". Yea, I can see that.
**Note to those ignorant of the Empire:
Joshua Norton was the first Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico. He lived in San Francisco where his Royal Decrees were published in the newspapers. He ate for free, collected modest taxes from local saloons, issued his own money, and had correspondence with Abraham Lincoln and Queen Victoria (both of which took him seriously). The Golden Gate Bridge was his idea. When he died a procession of between ten and thirty thousand mourners followed his casket through the city.
As you may have noticed, my friends list isn't exactly what anyone would call extensive. For the second time in less than a year one of my 'friends' have been accepted as SuicideGirls. I should mention this in SGHopefuls to bolster my reputation. Anyway, go congratulate Geeva.
A couple days ago I figured out what I will name my next dog (and/or child): Chupacabra. Chupa for short! I'll have to teach it to eat goat brains and fetch me beer, but that's just part of owning a dog. Hmmm...maybe I'll call it YOG-SOTHOTH!! instead. "Here Yog!! Come on Yog! Yog, stop decimating those pathetic mortals! Bad Yog". Yea, I can see that.
**Note to those ignorant of the Empire:
Joshua Norton was the first Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico. He lived in San Francisco where his Royal Decrees were published in the newspapers. He ate for free, collected modest taxes from local saloons, issued his own money, and had correspondence with Abraham Lincoln and Queen Victoria (both of which took him seriously). The Golden Gate Bridge was his idea. When he died a procession of between ten and thirty thousand mourners followed his casket through the city.
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I just went through my entire list and checked everything for canadian shipping. So many awesome things had to come off.
It's such a toss up because amazon.ca has nothing on it, but everything can be shipped at least. But I don't really want to remake one.
I would have never thought to put condoms on there though.
Also, I fell asleep during metropolis, so I assumed it was pretty bad. Maybe I'm wrong?