menotyou

I love movies where they freeze fire into little icicles. It cracks me up every single time.

Yesterday my boss was bitching about my bald head. She kept repeating, "You look better with hair!", and "Bald is ugly! So after dismissing her and ordering her out of my office I devised a compromise. As it was I hadn't shaved in about 5 days (who do I have to impress? Suck it!), so when I got home I showered and only shaved the sides. That's right baby...yours truly is sporting a fairly fashionably mini mohawk.

So I arrived at work this morning to many, oooh's, ahhhh's, and She's gonna kill you's. I had wanted to get a picture of the new dew, but I don't have a camera....So I got the next best thing: A CARICATURE!! We had some lady come in to work for a typical Christmas lunch to create embarrassing pictures of my fellow coworkers. Much to my dismay I discovered she was drawing everyone in Red Neck Hill Billy poses with chaps and buh. I begged her to draw the mohawk and leave the cowboy hat for the other piss pots I work with, but she would not have it.

I'm pretty sure the semi-orgasmic expression on my face as I sexually molest the bull is her petty form of revenge. RUE!!



This is what the dirty bitch should have done!