menotyou

A woman came to me in a dream and said, "The halibut is in the toaster", as she handed me a single hot dog without a bun. I said unto her, "I eat this hot dog with apathetic reverence in your name". She looked down on me with rapt joy and confusion as she laid her hand upon my breast. In her other palm she gave me a golden apple and asked me to choose Wisdom, Love, or Power. After pretending to look thoughtful for a second, I ate the apple and chose a ham sandwich. I think I went to bed hungry that night.



Someone, yes....someone is getting a can of Spam for Christmas.