Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

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A woman came to me in a dream and said, "The halibut is in the toaster", as she handed me a single hot dog without a bun. I said unto her, "I eat this hot dog with apathetic reverence in your name". She looked down on me with rapt joy and confusion as she laid her hand upon my breast. In her other palm she gave me a golden apple and asked me to choose Wisdom, Love, or Power. After pretending to look thoughtful for a second, I ate the apple and chose a ham sandwich. I think I went to bed hungry that night.



Someone, yes....someone is getting a can of Spam for Christmas.
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imagoldfish:
Camels, of course. It's a pity, because they're really fucking expensive here. But the book is better for me, and will last longer.
imagoldfish:
I too have been won over by the Special Lights. Perhaps it's the gold trim on box, I dunno, but I've really taken a liking to them. That's really funny though, I've only ever met two other people who smoke them.

Would you really want to meet Umberto? I mean, he's amazing, yes, but I can't imagine that I'd have anything to say to him that he'd find particularly interesting, you know what I mean?

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