menotyou

I have a foreboding sense that the worst is yet to come. November still has one more big dick it can stick in my already bloody ass. I say BRING IT!

I'm trying to quit smoking. I can't be sure, but the timing coincides with a massive bout of Hershey squirts. Is my body telling me, through a leaky butt hole, that it likes nicotine and I should go to the store and buy a carton right now?!

I was walking down the street toward a nearby Mexican taqueria when I passed two very white men arguing on the corner. I walked by just as one of the white boys called the other white boy a 'cracker'. I couldn't help myself...I started laughing so hard both men stopped fighting and almost got myself hit by a car. I consider this act of mirth and mockery a service because as a result of seeing their obvious foolishness on my face they stopped fighting and parted sans bloodshed.

Ok, I was just fucking around with the matchmaking crap. What a total load of ass crap. All of my matches were out of state, and one of them is pretty_kitty...who lives in the UK and is looking for Friendship only. If I were actually looking to use this in any form of practical manner I would be screwed. I knew this was bogus from the start.

Well...I gots me a date for Friday night. I've spent enough time brooding with my fist up my ass...it's about time to remove the fist, wash my hands, and stick it up someone elses shoot.

.....Yea...I don't really know what that means either.