Well...I'm retarded today. I can't remember being this hung over. Oi! I'm never drinking aga....umm....for...the next two days. Yeeaaa.
I drove through McDonalds for lunch today because I was an hour and a half late to work. I placed my order. I paid for my order. I drove right past my order and back onto the street. Man...I was halfway back to work before I realized I left my food at the window.
All day has been like that.
Last night three of my friends were robbed at gunpoint walking to the bar from their car to meet me. The amazing thing is I had passed the very spot they got robbed about 20 seconds before it happened to them. Lucky me I guess.
Ahh...Suicide Girls. Emotions swell, confusion reigns unchecked. Do I still love thee? I know not.
Is there a medical term for people with 6 toes? Hmm...maybe I'll Google that in a bit, but first...A HAIKU!!
He has six toed feet.
The pinky toe is useless.
Why add another?
I drove through McDonalds for lunch today because I was an hour and a half late to work. I placed my order. I paid for my order. I drove right past my order and back onto the street. Man...I was halfway back to work before I realized I left my food at the window.
All day has been like that.
Last night three of my friends were robbed at gunpoint walking to the bar from their car to meet me. The amazing thing is I had passed the very spot they got robbed about 20 seconds before it happened to them. Lucky me I guess.
Ahh...Suicide Girls. Emotions swell, confusion reigns unchecked. Do I still love thee? I know not.
Is there a medical term for people with 6 toes? Hmm...maybe I'll Google that in a bit, but first...A HAIKU!!
He has six toed feet.
The pinky toe is useless.
Why add another?
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Scary about your friends hon,glad you're all ok. I laughed about the mcdonalds thing but only 'cause I am like that a lot.